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intp like einstein but also a chaotic neutral, an artist (alleged)

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lmao i told this guy I had my medical card for my PTSD and he was like “it’s so cool that you were in the military”

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I don't even post no more. I just go have fun in private

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You want me to be your girlfriend until | tap my pistol on your windshield

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low key really envious of people who got sick while they were still on their parents insurance

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last week I got into an argument with an APRN because my Doctor refused to pursue further testing or refer me to an endocrinologist after I kept insisting something was wrong with me and today I started lactating literally obsessed heart eye emojis

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at the doctors office finding out that i gained 20 pounds in two months sorry girl im going to throw up

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going to the doctor because i’ve been in a calorie deficit for months and im still getting a little fat

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going to start replying to every job rejection with “and what if i bought a gun and shot myself?”

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every weapon formed against me has prospered

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Hey! I wanted to ask if you’d be interested in going to South Africa together. My birthday is March 7, so we could go either before or after whatever works best for your schedule. I was thinking we could fly into Cape Town and maybe also see Johannesburg. Let me know what you think and when you’d be free so we can plan it.

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rubbing my little paws together and adding a fourth job to the mix

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I spent my sick week off work making a spread sheet that would freak everyone i know out

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last year a gayngel lost its wings

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not sure why so many dudes take me asking about job leads on ig as an opportunity to propose i sleep with them for money

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il going to kill myself in front of a customer at work

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i literally got drugged at the belden village mall yesterday

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getting a horrible email from my horrible third job at my horrible first job

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what’s it take for a guy to get one good job with health insurance

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on the train to my horrible job sending horrible emails for my horrible second job

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unfortunately I did almost fist fight a crazy man on the subway platform last night

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sometimes i follow people curiously, just to understand the vibe, not out of kinship or admiration