𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 !

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 !

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀i'm realizing now , what a terrible
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀waste , i feel numb

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

'... Maybe so. And if I do, what are you , a COP?

Your gift time this year was awesome. I'm happy as hell. '

[𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ @JaegerJaw]

"Ya would like that.

I'll think on a better gift next year. Maybe a box full of grass."

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

oh???

[𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝. @_devilyandere]

I have a gift for you.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

I WAS NEXT TO YOU TYPING THAT ?? YOU are exempt forever. you could spit in my mouth and i'd say thanks, you know that.

[𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ @JaegerJaw]

Oh.......

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

no gifts today? ur all hoes.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

HAPPY BITHDAY TO ME BITCH

[𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ @JaegerJaw]

"A Jaguar with a Bunny between his arms. Just your typical predator/prey trope. But are we that typical? Ya do enjoy bein' in the brink of danger. I like that about ya."

𝙃𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙙𝙖𝙮, @bunph0met.ᐟ🎂

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

very cute of me to be dripping in blood again. today was bad.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

I'M LIVID. BITCH YOUR BMI LOOK LIKE A DAMN PHONE NUMBER.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

THE HAIRLINE LOOKING LIKE JAGGED LACE

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

THAT's WHY YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP APRTY CITY WIG BITCH

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

bitchcraft that's what.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

i'm an avid man hater until jinnie opens his mouth and then i'm fucking SAT. what IS THIS.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

sorry they have a grip on me again, i'm normal

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

ALL THAT PAIN YEAH I PAID IT -

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

hatin' me, is like, all you do, breakfast to dinner

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

I don't need ' sappy shit,' though. i'm not super sappy or anything ; i'm kind of a neurotic mess, actually. you never were mean - i mean, are, i guess - and it's not like you put hands on me in a bad way.

you're not as bad as you think. give yourself a tiny bit of credit.

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @PrayForDespair]

[His lips twitch, fingers flexing in and out of fists as his weight shifts awkwardly for leg to leg.]

...I guess. I dunno how t' be any of that sappy shit, anyways, so. I'd be a shitty partner regardless.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

but forcing someone to stay is kinda shitty.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

( She tenses, for a moment, before ears fall back. He doesn't want to talk about it - that's okay. She figures, for now, this is as good as it's getting. )
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... You don't have to be my boyfriend - now or then - if you don't want, y'know. I can love you all I want.

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝘾𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙔𝙤𝙪 @PrayForDespair]

[He's looking a bit pale, expression shifting more towards like he might vomit. He's much worse at handling conflict resolution like this than when he's older. He keeps glancing away.]

...I said don't worry about it. You got pissy that yer... uh..boyfriend doesn't remember shit.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

no but fr im mentally ill babe.

[𝑩𝑨𝑩𝒀 𝑯𝑶𝑻𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 ! @bunph0met]

i got bpd man ... BOMB PUSSY DISORDER AYYYYYY