The_Short_Man

professional human

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Some of my recent views.

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

I HAVE HOUSING

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Lmaoo didn’t even realize this.

[McFrosty @McFrosty86]

All host nations went out in the same round

[Animetrends @AnimetrendsLA]

MÉXICO EL ANFITRIÓN HA SIDO ELIMINADO DEL MUNDIAL 😭

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Why is apartment hunting so hard and expensive

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

@AbsoluteBruno Is this the dictator MBappe everyone talking about he just knows everythign

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

LMAOOO ye pretty much

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

i wonder who got fired for all this?

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

CANVAS (BIGGEST US COLLEGE PLATFORM) JUST GOT HACKED DURING FINALS WEEK..

> be ShinyHunters
> first hit Instructure on April 29
> company ignored ransom and patched it
> they returned May 7 with same exploit
> 275M users + 9,000 schools affected
> Harvard, UPenn, Duke, Georgetown hit
> 3.65TB stolen including billions of messages
> ransom deadline May 12

Students opening Canvas for finals… and seeing ransom note instead.

Instructure status page still says 100% uptime.

This wasn’t random. This was surgical.

You think they pay before May 12 or we get the biggest student data leak ever?

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

ofc this happens right in the middle of rrr week.

It was a smart attack ig...

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

workout for gamers huh

[AA @measure_plan]

i made tetris but the board and pieces are attached to your body and it's quite tiring to play

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Trump says more US service members ‘will likely’ be killed before Iran conflict ends

he really doesnt care

https://t.co/pDTPr7P8Hk

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

I registered to vote online in California at https://t.co/YjQ6HNREty #VoteCalifornia.

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Sorry imma

[✯ @asxllli]

bedholic

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Stalemate?

[The_Short_Man @bunreeve]

Those takis from last night got me struggling this morning