the people’s elbow princess

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

this afternoon i took a nap at my best friends house and woke up in a state of sleep paralysis facing a demon that looked like my best friend and spoke to me and had her voice ….. it was new and different and fun

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I think it’s cool how sometimes you wake up from a nap feeling refreshed and sometimes you wake up sweaty and confused with the fear of god in you

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

@realanalbus leave your doors unlocked and i’ll creep in at night and clean it for free <4

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

never leave me alone in your house if you don’t want that bitch fully cleaned

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

rip barbara walters thank you for giving us one of the best interview moments of all time

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

@1sabagel good.

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

it’s time.

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

i love gouda because it tastes AND feels like i’m eating a candle

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

no one say SHIT about my eyebrows. i know okay i know

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

listened to this song on repeat in the airport leaving my sister in montreal in 2019 and this is what it did to me

[eliza @elizamclamb]

It is legal to listen to this song immediately after saying goodbye to your 6 year old sister who lives across the country but you should NOT be allowed to! https://t.co/31z4GKoud2

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

for example. i think these are representative of the cultural zeitgeist and would tell people in the future a lot about how we were all feeling.

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

when they write a covid edition of the dear canada books they should use my journal and my notes app archives from 2020-2022

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

me doing the splits at every function

[matt @mattybtweets69]

We all got the homie that gets so drunk he does his special move

[Alex @Alex_Aebli]

9 year old me googling “santa tracker” at 10pm on Christmas Eve just to make sure his flight is going according to plan

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

i love when my boyfriend is at work and he’s like “i’m gonna be up in a tree all day so i’ll talk to you later!” and i’m like wow :,) up in a tree. like a squirrel. like a squirrel or a bird or something. like just a little friend basically

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

@uhhh666 im going to the woods 😭

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

I feel like it’s not too much to ask for Miss Piggy to do a full season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and just have everybody go along with it the whole time

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

goochy.

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Goochy the jellyfish.
Birthday: November 18, 1998.
“Swirl, swish, squirm and wiggle
Listen closely, hear him giggle
The most ticklish jellyfish you’ll ever meet
Even though he has no feet !”

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

short people are scary because they are just that much further away from god

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

@1sabagel i love thanks for reaching out pls stop reaching out - happy holidays

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

@1sabagel and quirky also!

[the people’s elbow princess @bunslippers]

i literally love not having a shower