Brian Malloy

In 3 words: Genuine, Random, Snarky

Guilty pleasures: Van Halen, Slim Jims, and Pajamajeans!

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

@JFeinsteinShow Please get your facts straight when including them in a national radio spot.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

@JFeinsteinShow Regarding your editorial spot on CBS radio yesterday: Suh stepped on his arm, not his head. There's quite a difference.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

@LadyGaga has the worst makeup lately. Her face looks like Bob Ross' paint pallette.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

I ripped a fart the other day that was 10 times funnier than anything #melissamccarthy has ever said or done.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

I realized the other day that I don't use my #fart sounds app nearly enough.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Holy jeez. I think a #beernado hit the house last night.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

@IHOP is no longer going to have there #cheesecakepancakes ? #wtf

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

The great #KellyClarkson sang "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger". I think she was talking about this #hangover I have.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Holy shit. I could listen to #goatsyelling all night.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Anyone else watching the new #arresteddevelopment have that #markcherry song stuck in their head? #getawaygetaway

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Beer bottle? Or horror movie?!! http://t.co/hfltffOOKn

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

This year for #cincodemayo I'm going to eat a burrito bigger than my head.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

I can't watch that #Vikings show. Too much pillaging for me.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Had a dream last night involving Darth Vader on a motorcycle. Yeah, it was pretty #badass

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Wow. That mannequin has really huge tits.

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

You probably shouldn't eat guacamole from the #dollarstore

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

Heard they're making a movie of #endersgame . So everyone who's read the book is just supposed to keep their mouth shut? #goodluckwiththat

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

How many of these "just moved my family into a #fuckeduphouse" movies can I watch?

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

#notetoself - do not order a glass of shiraz when you date orders a #millerlite . #lessonlearned

[Brian Malloy @bunsmalloy]

#notetoself -do not use the term #chestpubes on your #datingprofile . #lessonlearned