Dont call my therapist, its just a joke

if you’re from deadlock, type shit in chat

[Dont call my therapist, its just a joke @bunty2568]

If this mf is engaged the next time I meet him, I am gonna marry him instead

[Jalen Brunson Saved my Broke ass life @SweatPantPapi]

We comparing a nuke to a coughing baby brodie

[Anthony @anthonyyylp]

les Grecs ont inventé le sexe

et c'est les Romains qui se sont aperçus qu'on pouvait y rajouter des femmes

[Rahul @exceedingxpuns]

Techbros have discovered the concept of arranged marriage

[Them @them]

Elliot Page Is Three Things Transphobes Will Never Be: Happy, in a Hit Movie, and With a Girlfriend
https://t.co/EsBnmyMmhK

[mersomas @mersomas]

Notice what he didn’t buy?

[Yexe @4Yexe]

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

[Spicy Garlic Noodles @thenameis_Ryan]

I lowkey cooked with this page it’s not even funny I miss being able to make goated shit like this-

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan says he told his son that he removed his Oscars from his office while writing ‘THE ODYSSEY’ as they felt daunting to look at.

His son replied - “But you didn’t win any for writing.”

(Source: @BBCWorld)

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

it's literally a 1:1 adaptation

[DeadlockMemes @Deadlock_Memes]

what other build concepts are like this

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

the one juror on the kirk trial who's gonna convince the other jurors that israel did it

[coco @yeetmaarkhan]

realising im way behind my friends in terms of career

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Fifa world cup finals 2026 leak

[derek @derpo377]

“Guy named Odysseus winds up going on an Odyssey. What are the odds?”

[Skallywag 🏴‍☠️ @Skallywag_again]

Lowkey Avatar fans deserve an adaptation this shit for asking for a live action one in the first place. The show NEVER needed one.

[Falilat @Kamalfalilat]

Matt Smith has been Prince consort to two queens in two realms in two realities.