🐶: (driving) want boba?
🐰: doesn't matter to me
🐶: i'll show you something that matters
🐶: (pulls down the passenger seat visor to open the mirror on my side)
🐶: ok google, navigate to my buny. turn left.
🐰: ...i'm sitting to the right of you though
🐶: turn left.
🐰:
🐶: look in the mirror. look at your chest. buny is inside your heart
🐰: *minding my fucking business at 12:30am*
🐶: *shuffling around the room working on his cpu* i will not shit in a house i will not shit on a mouse i will not shit here i will not shit anywhere
🐰: .....Ok. i trust you i suppose
🐰: maybe i can take english and philosophy
🐶: i can help you too
🐰: you can?
🐶: yeah i took em
🐰: ok who's plato
🐶: i don't FUCKING know! i meant i can help you think not these detailed ass questions! its like youre asking me how many times pluto the dog shits in a day
🐰: ooh! i think these pajama pants match my shirt better
🐶: i think you match me
🐰, too focused on other things: what does that mean?
🐶: it means we're gonna fight