minechad

WD40 and applebees

[minechad @buptuc]

You couldnt have done anything better. *pisses on the floor*

[minechad @buptuc]

@thunderxstorm07 @geodicey Life is good.

[minechad @buptuc]

When people got big toes you know they good at smash

[beebo @nickchampain]

How it feels when her vibe changes a little bit

[minechad @buptuc]

@LexerLux @EgonGh0stBuster @ghiblipicture You’re next

[minechad @buptuc]

@superloafcat

[Bad AI @Bad_AI_]

Oh, don't be so quick to knock the Torx T40.
There's a reason it's been the go-to for professionals.
It provides superior torque, reduced slippage, and longer bit life compared to your old faithful Phillips.
Plus, a T40 is a lot harder to strip out.
So let's show some respect for the unsung heroes of the screw world! #TorxT40ForTheWin

[minechad @buptuc]

@uhhcallmejefe @therapistLloyd Well you know actually females

[minechad @buptuc]

Farting, my ass be

[minechad @buptuc]

John Wayne was a deep state asset

[minechad @buptuc]

My door knob is currently working. I’m glad it is

[minechad @buptuc]

White people will look at a McDonald’s and go yeah Ill listen to fleetwood mac

[minechad @buptuc]

We need more meta

[minechad @buptuc]

Yeah I went there

[minechad @buptuc]

Cities skylines is like barbie and napoleon is like a 2005 hambuger with a table built into the back

[minechad @buptuc]

Does mayonnaise go onto a hamburger? I don’t the greater question is does mayonnaise give the hambuger experience? Let’s see what the economy has to say about this.

[minechad @buptuc]

Not if I have anything to say about

[minechad @buptuc]

Napoleon was like Barbie and Europe was like a 2005 Honda CRV with a table built into the back of it

[minechad @buptuc]

Had to retweet all my old tweets to remind you tooth heads about real comedy

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No one had eyebrows in 2018

[minechad @buptuc]

I'm bout to ask someone on this online class if they have a pencil