Jimmy Haslam Hater

Cause All My Bright Is Too Slight To Hold Back All My Dark

[Dominic Cotroneo @Dom_Cotroneo]

Everyone in Milwaukee:

“Dammit Canada”

[#PlaqueBoyFC⛹🏽‍♂️ @jayflockss_]

Revert back to the old kickoff man, we need drives starting at the 15 again

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

This is like if Schindler’s List ended with an Imagine Dragons song

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

wasn't going to drink tonight but boy i miss redbox

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year.

That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer.

FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset.

US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records.

So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros.

Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability.

Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business.

They will not.

[Brewers Magic Number @BrewersMagicNum]

😏

Brewers Magic Number: 69 🍻

#ThisIsMyCrew

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Through the Looking Glass” (Lost, 2007) gives Charlie one of television’s greatest exits. He knows exactly what’s about to happen, chooses to stay anyway, and leaves Desmond with three words that instantly became part of TV history: “Not Penny’s Boat.”

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

That level in Super Mario 3 where the sun is trying to kill you is just every day now.

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Love Island Milwaukee but it's all about showing off how you make brats and bloody marys

[didthecubslose? @didthcubslose]

Yes! Brewers 6, Cubs 2

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Autocorrect when you try to spell ‘definitely.’

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Richard @ifiwasrichard]

let’s get jimmy haslam indicted for fraud

[𓂀 𝓔 𝓡𝑜𝓎 🦅  @Elliot_4pf24]

The bucks owners failed the city of Milwaukee

[Peter Bukowski @Peter_Bukowski]

So instead of the greatest player in the history of the franchise, the Bucks have the worst owner in the NFL now leading the team.

Cool.

[Jimmy Haslam Hater @BuracAttack]

Fuck all these so called bucks fans and podcasts and radio stations etc saying “thank you Giannis�� as if you didn’t chase him out by convincing yourself that trading him for a bag of chips was a good move. Basketball in Milwaukee is effectively dead.

[Jimmy Haslam Hater @BuracAttack]

@Giannis_An34 I’m sorry to lose you. You are an amazing basketball player and even more amazing person. Always my favorite and will always respect 🙌🏻

[Jimmy Haslam Hater @BuracAttack]

@Bucks congrats you just killed fandom in Milwaukee

[Mr. McFly @JoshuaEHBanks]

Unless he publicly demands a trade, you do NOT trade a top 5 player in his prime.. you ride with it until the wheels fall off.. (i.e. Steph, Kobe, Dirk, Tim Duncan, Larry Bird)