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[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Hey @elonmusk,
You talk about AI alignment, Mars colonization, freedom of speech…
Meanwhile, I just want to align with one Tesla in Turkey
but bots keep buying them before I can even click. @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@elonmusk @Tesla We don’t need FSD, we need FSB — Full Stock Defense.
In Turkey, Tesla inventory drops faster than your rocket stages.
Every time I blink, the bot army takes them all.
Maybe give your anti-bot AI a test run here because it’s easier to get to Mars than to buy a Tesla in Istanbul.

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Hey @elonmusk,
You’re building rockets, digging tunnels, buying platforms…
But can’t figure out how to stop 01100010 01101111 01110100 from buying every Tesla in Turkey in 0.2 seconds?
At this point, it’s not a bot problem — it’s a priority problem. @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@Tesla_NL_TR @teslaeurope hep aynı sey 5 saniyede formu dolduruyorum odeme butonuna basiyorum ve hep bu

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Hey @elonmusk,
You’re connecting all the dots on shady global elites — impressive.
Now try solving the real mystery:
Who keeps stealing all the Teslas in Turkey in 0.2 seconds? Hint: 01100010 01101111 01110100 @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Hey @elonmusk,
Every day I refresh Tesla inventory like I’m checking messages from a crush.
Nothing.
Maybe it’s time you launch a dating app…
Not for love — just to match us with available Teslas. @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Day 1856: Still no Tesla.
New inventory drops faster than my hopes.
Elon, at this point just let the bots go to Mars.
I’ll take the Model Y they left behind. @elonmusk @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

Hey @elonmusk, maybe when you pick who gets to go to Mars, don’t let the bots grab all the spots first. Just like they do with Tesla inventory in Turkey. Every day new listings, every day sold out in seconds. Humans here would also like a chance. @teslaeurope @Tesla

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@teslacrashcam bot kullanmissindir. ilk gun envanterde araci gordum 15 sn icinde siparisi onayladim olmadi 2 gundur envanterde arac bile cikmiyor

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@yeniforvet @AdnanKavustur https://t.co/OF5xuyRsIq

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@ioswithemre @jeandpardaillan Bunun başarili olmasi icin secmen sayisi kadar parti olmasi lazim. Seni yansitan partiyi bulup munferit konularda uzlasmak zorundasin. Yada Key partisini kurup seninle birebir aynı düşünecek secmenler aramalisin.

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@dogaaytuna hangi inside bu

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar fahir abi yokken bu konu nasil konusulur, bir cekememezlik mi var

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar kışın tek guzel yanı bitiyor olması

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar son 5 yildir acele bile etmedim

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar kalitee markaa da zurnaci

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

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[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

@modernsabahlar erdal bakkal. çay erdal bakkalda icilir

[burak önsal @burakonsal]

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