Matt Kupka

Dad, husband, small business owner (moving co.), sports fan, shameless geek, and aspiring Jedi with a penchant for the 3 B's: barbecue, beer, and bourbon.

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@RexChapman 24 years ago?! My buddies and I were AT that game and even Sonic’s fans couldn’t help but cheer for you. Every time you touched the ball, we’d yell “Shoot it!” Pretty soon, most of the section was in on it because it seemed work. Every. Damn. Time. Lovable bastard.

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@adamfgoldberg That #Spaceballs episode was a thing of beauty! Do props like the IG-88 come out of your own collection or are they sourced externally?

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@comcastcares Are there any outages in the Fife/Milton/Edgewood area of Washington state?

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@comcastcares Are there current internet outages in the Tacoma area? Service has dropped.

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@secunda @adamfgoldberg @TheGoldbergsABC Behold the beloved C3PeenO card! Lore holds that the codpiece broke loose during the shoot, but we all guessed it was a long stare at R5D4's exhaust port or some extra Jawa "servicing" on the sandcrawler. #nerdporn

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

TSA pre-check AND I didn't have to use my AK? Indeed, it was a good day! #truth #whosthepimpnow

[Gus Lopez @toysrgus]

Save lives: great video by Rob Benedict on detecting if someone is having a stroke: https://t.co/MTJayIVlNk #teamsarlacc #fettlives

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

Save penguins on the world's smelliest island: https://t.co/iDLPWABP6a @BAS_News #teamsarlacc #fettlives #gishwhesLovesSmellyPenguins #Gus

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@PLMilliron And with good reason. You done raised that sci-fi loving, beer savoring, whiskey swigging girl right! @ejcase

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@GingerKY Boo! I've been in hibernation for a while but finally back. You ready for golf lessons in November? #fore #security #shehitit

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

Ahhhh, political debate season. When so many seemingly level-headed folks suddenly turn into rabid, poop flinging zombies. #truecolors

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

What Bizarro universe #NFL broadcast is this? Red Bryant, Leon Washington & Clipboard Jesus playing in the TopDraftPick Bowl? #freefall

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@KVIJohnCarlson ...Does that mean he'll cover increased costs to cover already thin margins of small biz by paying w/ brains? #maybetoolate

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@KVIJohnCarlson Interesting theory from caller that a small biz is a "zombie" & should be closed for not affording $15 minimum wage...

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@paddyosheridan A big shout out to Alex W and South Torrance High School!

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@GingerKY Come on now - you know me better than that! There’s way too much water...I need a pool or nearby house to hit. #greensaretooeasy

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@GingerKY Family stuff kept me home this round. Plus I was too tired from carrying you the last 2 years! Did @odad_wahl make me proud?

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

@GingerKY If you drive one into the pool this year, it’s all on you! Hit ‘em long & straight since we aren’t there to carry you... #fore

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

Any truth to rumor that Rex Ryan requested the Harvin trade after seeing his attractively feminine feet in the locker room? #fetish #Jets

[Matt Kupka @burbanmonkey]

Now this is a comic-KHAAAAAAANNN! Never know who you'll find at @emeraldcitycon this year. #eccc2014… http://t.co/qWCf1XRbL3