Alexis Birch

There's far more to life than making it move faster

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

And good morning to everyone except Patrick Clancy

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

HE SANG PAIN IS COLD WATER?????? AHHHHGGGG am I actually going to miss the greatest tour of all time omg @NoahKahan

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

Hayley Williams just brought out Noah Kahan in Nashville are you genuinely kidding me like you’re lying genuinely delete this right now I feel sick to my stomach actually like for real

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Think I’m the luckiest man alive. I was so overwhelmed yesterday I couldn’t even look at my phone. I can’t believe the response and the kindness from strangers, I’ll be here as long as you’ll have me

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

Wolves are up by 1, Noah Kahan’s new album is out, and I finally made it to The Court of Dreams 🩶 it’s a good Friday

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

EMPYREAN FANDOM IS A PRISONNNNNNN. Will I never not be sad I need to go back

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

No offense but she literally said “but I’m immortal now baby dolls, I couldn’t (die) if I tried” so keep hating 💃🏼

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

Chubba and Bucky out when I’m 4-0 is a NIGHTMARE

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP - HALSEYS TOUR ISNT OVER YET

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

Omfg I forgot a belt today. I need to go home

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

FOUL BAITING, TERRIBLE REFEREEING, JUST TRASH

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

YALL KNEW THIS WAS HAPPENING TONIGHT #timberwolves

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

BIG RUUUUUUUU finding redemption

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

STFU JJ Redick 😂😭😂

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

The Last of Us 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

I might be getting too old to close a restaurant 3 nights in a row 😭

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

Staying at work until 3am cause my commercial dish machine broke wasn’t on my bingo card today.

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

“Gentleman”
“WAY TA FUCKING HOOP”
“We’re on air now Ant”
🤣

[Alexis Birch @burch04]

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[Alexis Birch @burch04]

Someone referred to me as ‘sunshine, skittles and rainbows’ today and a) it might be the best compliment I’ve ever received and b) my reminder to remember to not let the daily grind get me down