Dylan Burch

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

@BallySportWI How many times do I have to hit “Retry” before I get my money back?

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Just want to have a good time without someone posting it on Snapchat, is that too much for this old man to ask?

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

@dusty_dust_dust You spelt Dylan wrong again.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

“Mac and cheese is a fruit” - Krew

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Expect nothing. Appreciate everything.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

“I have a lot of proof that the world is conspiring to make me happy” — Greenlights - MM

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Are you looking to me for advice?
Don’t.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Does anyone else ever wonder how many photos Instagram influencers must delete on an average?

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

If it’s not you, it’s not anyone.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Love you Katlyn Anna.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Me: Out of the three pictures of showers, what one do you like best?
Katie: The one with teal walls.
Me: Ok.
Also me: *googling what is teal?*

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

What does home even mean?
A time, a person, a place or somewhere in-between.
Maybe it's all the above
But truly I think...
It's who you love

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

@GhoulMcCool is the most refreshing person to talk to.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Quit over thinking it; What you have is all you need to be happy.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

@JuliePesik Sound just like Cory Malles.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

I’m still unsure how to handle my wife’s behavior after she gets some Starbucks.

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

Emptied a shampoo bottle while showering, thought I’d take a chance and whip it over the shower curtain for the garbage. Toilet-1 Garbage-0

[Dylan Burch @burch_dylan]

I am so lucky to have a wife who stands by me through my egotistical moments that happen far too often than they should. My boy that has clearly lived 3 lives before me, mastering how to get more than he deserves. And my beautiful girl, who already knows that Cheetos=happiness.

[Brevin Pritzl @BrevinPritzl]

Well...... #B1GCHAMPS

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