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I’m more of a taco guy

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being lame is cool

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I’m fatally ill, I’m thinking tuberculosis

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Normal people scare me ❤️🥺🥺👀🥺❤️😔😔🥺❤️🥺👀👀🥺❤️🥺👀❤️👀❤️

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This tall girl movie sucks

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Bruh

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@MerePogue Its you

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No one:
Me: literally

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@MerePogue You’ve been poisoned

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@MerePogue It’s me

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I was only funny in that one tweet, that one time

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I’d get more likes if I was funny, probably

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Guess I should probably watch stranger things now

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Maybe I’d stop having digestive issues if I ate something other than 15 hot pockets a day

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It’s 5am why do I hear the law&order svu theme

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@SilongaAtStyles @ryansbergara I am the demon ;)

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@ryansbergara quit tweeting I’m watching the try guys

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@tylerrjoseph @twentyonepilots Yuh

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@twentyonepilots legendary

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@twentyonepilots Woah