my FRIEND always. ALWAYS. splits bills UNFAIRLY. we ordered food. i got fries for 430. she got a full MEAL for 2800. bill came. she said ‘let’s split’. SPLIT? EQUALLY? i ate FRIES. you ate STEAK. told her let’s pay separately. she said ‘that’s so COMPLICATED yaar’. COMPLICATED? basic MATH? pulled out my phone. calculated EXACTLY what i owe. she got UPSET. said i’m being CHEAP. CHEAP? i’m being FAIR. you want ME to subsidize YOUR meal. that’s THEFT. paid my amount. EXACTLY. she’s been cold to me since. posting passive aggressive stories. ‘some people are so CALCULATIVE’. YES. i CALCULATE. unfollowed her. she NOTICED. texted me. i left her on READ. friendship ended. over ACCURATE bill splitting. and i’m at PEACE.