John Burdette

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[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

UPDATE:

ITS A MOVEMENT.

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

When Taylor Lewan slammed down a beer, while his daughter slammed a water 😂

[Danny “Dyson” Jones🇹🇹 @PMSummerComfort]

May have lost a friend today

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Messi.

1-0.

Inevitable.

(via @MLS)

[Jerry Beansprout @jerrybaglover]

alright guys what did i miss

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Drake lost the battle the black way and the white way lmaoooo

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

For sure has to be this

[Out Of Context Barça @ContextfreeFCB]

Neymar's control
Ronaldo's chop
Messi's finish

Might just be the greatest goal of his career so far…

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

looks like Batman to me

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Josh Allen is an NFL MVP with a sense of humor straight out of a fraternity GroupMe

[Kwesi @KwesiFCB]

No player in football history has a better moment like this. Leo Messi 🐐

[khi @SolidKhi1]

The entire state of Maryland if a player ever decided to spit on Lamar Jackson

[B/R Football @brfootball]

LEO

MESSI

CLUTCH

🥶

(via @MLS)

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

This was painful for Unc😂

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

WOW 😱

Filthy Messi dime to set up Luis Suarez for the @InterMiamiCF goal.