notyourbusiness

Still haven't figured out how to "twitter" yet😐

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

When people tell me I need to get my shit together

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Im pretty sure no one really understands how handsome I am besides my mom

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

My girl: Like, ok GN hope you have fun
Me:

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Instead of tinder there should be an app that allows you to meet a large group of girls and hi five them and whoever nails it is your match

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

People who watch GOT:

People who’ve never watched:
IvE NeVeR wAtChEd A sInGlE ePiSoDe In My LiFe!

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

The less clothes a girl is wearing when it’s cold is a good indicator that she’s untrustworthy. She’s already lying to herself how cold it is imagine how much she gonna lie to you

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

As a white person I can assure you every time I listen to Journey I become stronger.

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

*super stoned
*begins dramatic countdown
“6,7,5,3,2, wait what?”

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Shit this reed smells like woom

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Holy shit I just walked into my weed and it still smells like room. @marshall_skylar

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

So it’s been a few years and I still haven’t figured out why when I’m searching texts it’ll scroll to the top but only when I don’t want it to.

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

@marshall_skylar let me sweet ass of yours

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Me: I should go to bed early and not drink myself to sleep again
Also me: motherfucker pass me that whiskey so I can properly disappoint my friends and family yet again

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

This guys tweets never fail to entertain me.
Facts:
@peterdaou is a fucking tool https://t.co/r4c34cNxZ4

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

There are no mysteries about #RussianHacking.

Facts:

1. RUSSIA SUCCESSFULLY GAMED THE 2016 ELECTION

2. REPUBLICANS WELCOMED THE CYBER-INVASION

3. THE NATIONAL MEDIA AIDED THE ATTACK

4. CLINTON FACED A TILTED PLAYING FIELD

Only question is who else is indicted by #Mueller

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

@_guacamilly is awesome #fam

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

I’ve figured out that the book “50 shades of gray” has created nearly an entire generation of adult girls who want their hair pulled and ass smacked more than anything else. I’m good with that, but the ratio of vanilla vs sub is disproportionate.

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

Does any one else think it’s weird that people will put each other’s genitals in their mouths but get weirded out about being friends on social media because it’s too personal?

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

When someone tries to tell you health care isn’t a human right.

[RedwoodGirl (redwoodgirl.bsky.social) @RedwoodGirl]

@BethLynch2020 We need a worker-owned guillotine factory.

[notyourbusiness @burdurkelurp]

1991: In the future T-100 cybernetic organisms will infiltrate the ranks of the surviving humans and well have to travel back in time to save John Conner and the resistance

2018: