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Im just gonna leave this here...

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Why is depression on the rise?

Because modern society is designed to make you anxious and depressed.

- garbage food
- sedentary lifestyle
- cubicle work
- social media
- toxic politics
- hookup culture
- loss of religion
- identity crises
- broken families
- drugs
- consumerism

[BLAKE @Burgener88]

@_emilouu_ I hate this.

[The Short Porch @short_porch]

When Aaron Hicks is named the starting LF

@JackLinks

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

Designated what

[New Heights @newheightshow]

🗣️ LEMME HEAR YOU SAY UHHHHH NA NA NA NA

😂 @tkelce

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@TalkinBaseball_ Harrison Bader 100%

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@lanaequick Thank god that every girlfriend, fiancé, or wife, can read your tweet and say, “Why don’t YOU do that for ME” to their partner. 😐 Tell Mr. Perfect to take 15-20% off of there bud. 😂

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@_emilouu_ It’s true, I get asked this once a week.

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It’s gonna be a long year

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@dallascowboys I would rather cut my hand off with a wooden spoon than watch Terrance Steele play another down. Get him out of there.

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@EnglemanZach Cowboys are the same color scheme 🤷🏻‍♂️ and you already like a mediocre team, join the most expensive .500 consistent record team in America. We have a nice stadium, and… that’s about it.

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

no one:
absolutely no one:
me to myself: 🌽 IT’S CORN 🌽

[br_betting @br_betting]

Walking back into the casino after I lost $400 on blackjack the night before

(via @SNYtv)

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Worst at bat I’ve ever seen. Get Aaron Hicks off this baseball team

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Winning from here is unbelievable.

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@_emilouu_ Don’t do this to me on a Monday 😭😭😭😭

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@_emilouu_ 🖕🏼

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@_emilouu_ Update: She didn’t look hard enough.

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@DonSwanzey @DallasTwittt @HTMayorga @tomsegura So for about five minutes, that was Toms show, having her repeatedly tell him “I like their football.” and of course, Tom being Tom, ripped her a new one with a slew of jokes about it.