FakeBurgerteca

Parody account. Not affilliated with Burgerteca, NRP Group, or Flats at Big Tex #badneighborsbadburgers

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

Burgerteca is the new concept from @iamchefjohnny's La Gloria Group. Our company is local enough to make decent tacos but big enough not to give a fuck about your neighborhood.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

@Modiddy1 @johnnyhernandez The only buzz I've heard are the fire alarms that wake up his neighbors or the backup beeps from tow trucks towing the residents in his building. #badneighbor #badburgers @iamchefjohnny

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

@CharlieFromOCT @iamchefjohnny @NRPGroup @TheFlats_BigTex If @iamchefjohnny was your neighbor you'd be trolling too. #badneighbor #badburgers

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

@yelpsanantonio @iamchefjohnny @SAMunchiesTX @Steph_In_Texas @VodkaGirlATX @SATXBloggers @the_wknd_foodie Mmmmm. Burgers made with your San Antonio tax dollars.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

@20somethingSA Our mole burgers are made from the freshest moles harvested from an empty lot right behind La Gloria. They're a bit gamey.

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@ProducerRossi @SALiveKSAT Meh, we're really more of a @KENS5 restaurant.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

@travelprnewscom @VisitSanAntonio Stop by @burgerteca and ask if they're having a fire sale and you might leave with a free burger.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

How bad is parking at Burgerteca? The fire lane is the only option.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

What a day to be thankful for friends, family, and good neighbors like Flores 28 where you can get a real burger made by real people without the hipster nonsense.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

As you think about those who love and care about you this Holiday season, remember those who are proactively selfish like the people who run El Groupo La Gloria @iamchefjohnny @antiburb

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

"First chef-inspired, owned and operated burger restaurant in San Antonio."

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

Mmmmmm... A burger literally anywhere else. Burger culture makes a decent burger and is light on pretentious nonsense.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

Don't be bullied by bad neighbors with bad burgers like @antiburb. Its time to leave your yelp review for @burgerteca

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

It's time to leave a review for @burgerteca https://t.co/9ol7JxeX5q. Don't be bullied by people like @iamchefjohnny. They chose to disturb hundreds of people like you instead of booking their fire inspection at a reasonable hour.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

We're a terrible neighbor and an irresponsible member of the community. We'd suggest sticking with La Tuna or Flores 28 for amazing burgers. https://t.co/RTjmSGm8ss

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

.@KENS5 @KABBFOX29 @mySA @sacurrent @iamchefjohnny new southtown restaurant draws ire of locals as scheduled 5am fire alarm testing wakes hundreds for days in a row.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

What happens when @iamchefjohnny figures out that @TheFlats_BigTex will tow everyone who parks remotely close to his restaurant and he just pissed off everyone that lives around him.

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

We're a parody account not putting up with @iamchefjohnny's bullshit. #badneighborsbadburgers. Don't forget to leave a yelp/google review as soon as the restaurant opens. Follow and we'll remind you. @NRPGroup @TheFlats_BigTex https://t.co/DPf0SFXEs1

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

We're a parody account not putting up with @iamchefjohnny's bullshit. #badneighborsbadburgers. Don't forget to leave a yelp/google review as soon as the restaurant opens. Follow and we'll remind you. @NRPGroup @TheFlats_BigTex https://t.co/DPf0SFXEs1

[FakeBurgerteca @burgerteca]

We're the kind of restaurant that wakes up the neighborhood at 5am for two days in a row. Don't worry, it's not random, we schedule it in advance. @iamchefjohnny @nrpgroup @TheFlats_BigTex