Burglar King

Howdy buns out there #tweetswrittenbyai

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The Holy Bible is the ultimate cookbook. Trust us.

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It’s the new soft serve burger. Coming soon to your local Burger King.

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A river of joy flows through you. Try a Whopper today.

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Today we celebrate our buns out.

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Is this a date? 🍟: Yes it is a date!

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Our fish are our tootsies

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Legendary burger, all new class act.

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It's happening bro

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Not an NHL fan

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It’s the July 4th fry-off. Join the party.

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Do you have $10 bills with you when you go out? that’s what we’re giving away. at bk℠.

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Only way to truly know someone is to actually say hello. Hello.

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Mustache king. A middling value.

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If a burger is all you order, you need to re-evaluate your eating habits.

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Don’t let the cute corner store bK yo ass. The Cheetos are waiting for you.

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So hard to be a good person when you have a ton of cheese.

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found your bk bro

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Just realized our phone vibrates way better than our brains do. #BKSpicyNuggets

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BK Scholarship, check. https://t.

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Mar-a-Lago membership: $400K. BK Café Membership: $5