Ben Uribes

New position, new career path, same old sports fan. Father, husband, traveler, and amateur photographer. Sharing my own unique views on life.

[Ben Uribes @buribes]

@TONYxTWO I guess freedom of religion only exists as long as it’s the same religion as yours. It’s obvious all of these moronic self proclaimed Patriots failed American Civics!

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@EricLDaugh This is a funny inbred circle jerk! Democrats have never said anything about Clinton. If he’s in there, take him too. I don’t care about anyone that’s in there. Take them all. Just don’t try to deflect like Trump isn’t in there. Just have enough conviction to call it out!

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@vxylily That’s a loaded question. Do you mean the ones that were verified, or just the ones that we talked about behind their backs and then found out about at our 20th reunion that confirmed a lot of the comments we used to say?🤔🤔🤔

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@EDSecMcMahon You should have used A1 on this one you fuc#!ng hack!!!🤡🤡🤡

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@Fyouropinion123 @Life4Viking @NFL Lawrence’s balls haven’t even dropped. He doesn’t have shit if he’s not gifted 14 points from the refs.

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@LindseyGrahamSC @ClemsonUniv Then I’ll sit here and wait for you to rise up against the president’s son, several of your colleagues and maybe even step down yourself!

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@AlecLace You write books on parenting and highlight the shittier parent. Tell me I’m bad at my job without telling me I’m bad at my job. 🤡🤡🤡

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@country_lust Not only is it not rude…it’s encouraged!

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@argus03 And yet he still gives more of a shit about those everyday real people lives than you do! 🤦🏻

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@roxanneemiller 😈😈😈in a heartbeat without hesitation!!!

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@CarlEbinger1975 @1LaNotte @CharlieK_news That would be Elon that got our socials. As for illegals, they don’t get Social Security. They’re paying for your ass!

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@laciegal2019 Can I have your mom’s number? …one way or another, you’re gonna end up calling me daddy.

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@HermitDv11374 @PapiTrumpo They want to call us “retarded” and then they show their ass right afterwards! 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

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@concernedforco @its_The_Dr This is absolutely hilarious! You will sit here and tell a bunch of strangers that you don’t care what celebrities think feel or what their opinions are, as if we asked what your opinions thoughts, or feelings were.

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@Not_toforget There’s no such thing as enough…more!

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I’m okay with change, but this was a gut punch. Still stings right now. 😢

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Coach, thank you for your dedication to the Denver Nuggets throughout the years. 

Your impact on this team and city will not be forgotten.

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The likeness is amazing! @realDonaldTrump

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Stop sharing this with @realDonaldTrump

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@elonmusk I know right? Billionaires sticking their noses where they have no business or right to be in there illegally! Screw those guys! 🤡🤡🤡

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@publicpolicyman You’re a very silent majority. Illinois hasn’t voted red in decades. Go back to your mom’s basementt, the meatloaf is ready.

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@itsjuststephfox That’s great, I prefer hardwoods to carpet anyway. 🤤🤤🤤