Michael Tebruegge

UPS Guy, Cynic. Working on a management position in Hell

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

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[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

#TheMACHINEmovie #TheMachine Hey @bertkreischer watching your 📽️ in @ChristinaP birthplace Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Luv you brother!

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

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[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

@madflavor Happy 420 Sir!

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

It needs to be said: @NPR is not “state-affiliated media.” That label is misleading and wrong. Fix it @Twitter.

[Big Jay Oakerson @bigjayoakerson]

My full special DOG BELLY is now streaming on YouTube!! Link here: https://t.co/7leZCMBGbT

[Ryan Sickler @ryansickler]

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[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

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[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

@nerdist Didn't Frank Herbert already accomplish that?

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

Be mm xx it vh , the s. (!p

[Kids in the Hall @KITHOnline]

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[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

@littleesther my girlfriend just described something to me as "crustier than Esther's lips"

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

@UPS why is your customer service so terrible? PKG shipped overnight still not delivered after 12 days. Virtual online assistance gives a number no one answers.

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

If I'm really into cookware should I come out as pansexual?

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

The right way to spend a day off. #belsnikelsbrew #barleywine @ Chapter Two Brewing Company https://t.co/06QZmgsMEe

[Bill Burr @billburr]

You know what’s wrong with this country?…. Just kidding. Enjoy your day.

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

@GodfreyComedian on #2bears1cave with @tomsegura is brilliant! Great substitute for @bertkreischer #themachine #TheMachineMovie

[mark normand @marknorm]

I love the scent of a newborn baby, it has that right out the box smell.

[Michael Tebruegge @buriedfacedown]

I don't watch wrestling but I think a show where @RonFunches and @KTrevorWilson watch wrestling together would be awesome.