MJ Burke

Slave to a pair of hilarious incorrigibles.

[Manuscript Academy & MSWL @MSWLMA]

Starts next week!

https://t.co/khHBAkWeqn

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Congratulations, Holly!

[Manuscript Academy & MSWL @MSWLMA]

Stuck in the slush? Need help with your submission package? Just needs answers to what is and isn't working?

https://t.co/Vjuiicuvnu

[Jemima Forrester @jemimaforrester]

Had the loveliest time celebrating the wonderful Kat Ailes and THE EXPECTANT DETECTIVES in sunny Stroud! Only just managed to nab a cupcake before they were all devoured! 🧁📚

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

@nancyvalene @washingtonpost I hope you're joking. There is literally nothing to suggest he couldn't. It's terrifying

[Ben See @ClimateBen]

We're going to hit somewhere between 1.6°C and 2.6°C of global warming in the coming years making it difficult or impossible for humans and other species to cope as essential systems collapse. That explains why scientists are now urging immediate economic system change actions.🧵

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Like everything you put your head down and go for with everything you've got, I'm sure you'll smash it! Good luck, my friend.

[Robert Pope @runroblarun]

As the #BM100 begins, I begin my latest long run. As the conch blew I was getting two injections in my knee for a torn meniscus at @OrthT. Rehab physio at @R4P_UK starts next week. This is the most important run of my life. The road back. Wish me luck?

[Robert Pope @runroblarun]

See I told you! It's actually real!
#BecomingForrest

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Excellent read! Honest. What an incredible story/journey/feat!

[Robert Pope @runroblarun]

Hey friends and #BookTwitter (who are also CLEARLY my friends). I have a job for you! #BecomingForrest is released on paperback in the #USA TODAY! 🥳
Can you quote retreat this, with a tweet review? Maybe we can get a @nytimesbooks bestseller!
https://t.co/EY80jC1h0E

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

https://t.co/SpiS79FjBF

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

@Jim_Jordan What are you, eleven?

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Well done Martin for doing the right thing and apologising.

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Is there another expression?

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

No wonder Daily Mail readers look so confused

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Only thing more appalling is if Boris gets a second go.

Liz Truss to hand out resignation honours – after just 44 days as PM https://t.co/mWeVcjO0AG

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

@RosieisaHolt I agree, Rosie. Get kicked out of your job - go on holiday - come back to your job. It's a film-credible plotline. Like Groundhog Day. Or Fucked Actually.

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

@brokenbottleboy You'll always gets a smile from me, being pedantic with Nick Robinson. Nick, who is always comfortable being clever, but when sincere looks like that meme of a dog laughing.

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

More helpful (read: terrifying) insights from @brokenbottleboy

[Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy]

The newsletter is out. Probably not one for Keir Starmer stans but read it and see...

A SELFIE WITH STARMER
If Labour is going to form the next government, journalists' fan behaviour is a bad sign of what's to come.
https://t.co/tmYgQwfQHe

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Brilliant! And I love Salad Fingers!

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

I NEED to know who made this!!

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

Excellent read from a world class athlete! Note: this is not a Gallagher brother! 😃 Nice one Rob!

[Robert Pope @runroblarun]

Dear sir or madam will you read my book, it took me years to write - will you take a look? It's based on a movie 'bout a man named Gump and I need a job and I want to be a paperback writer!
#BecomingForrest - the PAPERBACK! Out today! It's so pretty (and good). Spread the word!

[MJ Burke @burke_mj]

@RepMTG 🤣🤣🤣🤣