Crystal

underground music & ice cream

[Crystal @burkosesh]

I own a five star restaurant

[Crystal @burkosesh]

My ex-coworker finally got fired for sending unsolicited d*ck pics to a client. Never thought I'd be getting those at my old married age, but here we are.

[Crystal @burkosesh]

My mom said all she wanted for Mother's Day was for us all to take a nap... so we did. Love her so much. 🩷

[Crystal @burkosesh]

my friends favorite sets this weekend were all women @VNSSAmusic @nostalgixmusic 🫶🏽 @BreakawayFest

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@VNSSAmusic I need that crush on you ID asap

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forgot to tell my michigan friends how many buttcheeks you see at florida music festivals

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@itsthewestend tubular

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"when are you going to get into your sourdough era" - Jake

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empanadas for breakfast is the move

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"my kid isn't rude he is just autistic"
same

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being the most intelligent person in the room all the time is exhausting

[Crystal @burkosesh]

my new truck is spaceship supercomputer wtf gmc

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our next door neighbor is in rehab and we need his ladder to finish our christmas lights and his wife hates us

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@johnsummit exclusive chance to connect

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Just had to tell a unique fact about myself and broke the news i'm a DJ. Big deal in corporate.

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the guy sitting next to me on my flight asked where I was going and I said the same destination as you 😂✈️

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@tanamongeau it's you

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of course I get asked to model for f1 tmrw when a hurricane is a direct hit

[Crystal @burkosesh]

i'm going to need you to back off milton

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why am I crying at Eminem becoming Grandpa Slim

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@itsthewestend next time play better so they know everything is connected in the universe