Zack

Born to be slay, cursed to be epic

[Zack @burmingtonspnch]

Hey @calgarytransit, those ‘mobile validation’ devices you installed were a massive waste of money, since tickets start their timer when you activate it, validating it is redundant. How much did this cost Calgarians?

[Zack @burmingtonspnch]

Talking about my life to my team lead and he hits me with the ‘I’ve read books about people like you’

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

Trudeau wants you to do your part now in the face of the American tariffs: buy Canadian alcohol, don't buy Florida orange juice, and don't vacation in the US.

Will you be following Trudeau's suggestion?

🤨

[Yassin 105 FM @Midnight_Dasher]

Dolphins are engaging in what some scientists describe as “sick pervo shit.” And that we “have to put a stop to it right now.”

[™️£TA 🚭| 🍉 @Treeveta3930]

How the fuck else is a nigga supposed to tie they shoes

[Zack @burmingtonspnch]

It’s like -30 here, all I wanna do is drink my hot chocolate and smoke my cigarettes but big weather hates me #fortniteday

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

not to be a broken record, but if Joe Biden had axed hundreds of FAA officials, fired the TSA chief, froze air traffic controller hiring & then we had *multiple* planes falling out of the sky in a **single week** — the articles of impeachment would already be drawn up

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Bro believes in equality

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

IT’S HAPPENING

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i hope they kill each other like beta fish

[shiny @shinylunarstars]

This gooning shit is not real

[✌🏾 @brinastornado]

Oh

[RileyTaugor 🏴 @RileyTaugor]

XXXTentacion's son, Gekyume, is having a Five Nights at Freddy's-themed birthday party 🔥

[Drop Pop @DropPopNet]

People have noticed similarities in the way Elon Musk and Sims characters move and act. https://t.co/MOLdtGZfh1

[not not chet (top secret) @notnotchet]

bodied him lmao deadmau5 is the goat

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

i wouldve done this at 23 and 26 if i wanted to but i was lowkey on some other shit