Elizabeth Bernabe

Thoughts 4 Thots

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Vegas vanity plates with pics: a thread
First up, 2 for 1
Left: NRMLYL8 (normally late)
Right: CULOT (?)

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@showtimechamaco YES 100% COULD NOT UNSEE BET ON IT

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Dallas, TX 1990-1990 lol
Duncanville, TX 1990-1995
Big Spring, TX 1995-1996
(Duncanville again) 1996-2002
Las Vegas, NV 2002-2004
Texarkana, TX 2004-2008
Austin, TX 2008- (Then my family moved to Reno, NV (2009- I don’t remember) when I was in college) 2020
Pflugerville, TX 2020-

[PNav🤘🏽 @PNav57]

Beginning with the city you were born, list every city you’ve lived in chronologically up to today. Don’t be embarrassed if it’s only one city...

Here’s mine:

Corpus Christi, Tx
McAllen, Tx
Webster, Tx
Temple, Tx
Austin, Tx
Corpus Christi, Tx
Austin, Tx
Houston, Tx

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@Musicalandy 🤔🤔🤔

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@kyleumlang Counting is hard

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@utmodisette LOL I have been trying to figure out who he reminded me of

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Aaaaaand I’m already anxiety

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@cornbreadsays Yes. Beyoncé in Hamburg and then Hamilton in Hamburg

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@cornbreadsays I GOT IT!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Not me checking my email every five minutes to see if I’ve been waitlisted by the person who has won the most Grammys

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

The Grammys is really over here trying to make me cry

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Am I the only one who is disappointed with bad bunny fit for the evening? 😭

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@molo011 🫠

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

This Grammys crowd is not it.

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@cornbreadsays Awaiting my Citi presale email tomorrow 🤞😬🫠💪

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Terrible fucking day to be a tree in Austin

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@mnshammo I don’t know if this is specific to children, but my son just got blood drawn and we got a whole panel of allergen sensitivities

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

Love a good redemption arc #DALvsTB

[Elizabeth Bernabe @burnabee]

@EileenAlvarez1 Sooooo when we getting discharged

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The Speaker of the House makes $223,500/year, has healthcare, and unlimited paid leave.

Meanwhile, the minimum wage is *still* $7.25/hour and we don’t have universal healthcare or paid sick leave.