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#horizonslive why does the clock speed up over the weekend and slow down during the week?

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@geofftech are TfL rail supposed to run metro-esque or time table services? I'm quite surprised to be on a service that's constantly departing minutes early! https://t.co/mfaTgnMimQ

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@UPSHelp_UK my parcel was out for delivery and suddenly it's delayed, I phoned up UPS and spoke with the most condescending advisor ever. What gives, where is my parcel? 1Z87E51W0413285032

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I think @Tesco's reusable plastic bags are far superior than all other supermarkets, but I do love my occasional trip to my local #superposhmarket.

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@UNIQLO_UK something is wrong with your AIRism Cotton shirts sizing - I bought 2 Large AIRism shirts and they felt more like XLarge.(Grey = AIRism Large, White = UT Large)

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@george_heal @gregjames @BBCR1 Mandarin

Woman 1: Who is this for?
Woman 2: These 2 oatmeals are for ???. My boss's lunch is curry rice, that's his favourite food.

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@virginmedia Still the same - "We're sorry, we're having trouble signing you in to your account.". I've reset password several times and still can't login. Help please?

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@virginmedia I can't sign into myVM, got error "We're sorry, we're having trouble signing you in to your account." Your call centre staff couldn't help - now what?

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@British_Airways DM'd you the name of the person. Please let me know if you've received it ok.

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@british_airways I've just boarded BA31, one of the passengers got in a bit of disagreement with one of FA. Immediate afterwards I overheard that same FA saying "I'm going to kill these people tonight" to his colleague. The FA who said that was supposed to be the senior! Wtf!

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@GeorgeWParker @theresa_may If only R-bomb = referendum!

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@catinaflat do you have a phone number I can call to talk about a serious issue with one of your cat sitter?

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ZOZOTOWN新春セールが史上最速で取扱高100億円を先ほど突破！！日頃の感謝を込め、僕個人から100名様に100万円【総額1億円のお年玉】を現金でプレゼントします。応募方法は、僕をフォローいただいた上、このツイートをRTするだけ。受付は1/7まで。当選者には僕から直接DMします！ #月に行くならお年玉

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@guy_kun How does the price compare to CoCo in Japan?

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Coco Ichibanya London - Staff training in progress! They told me the store is officially opening the coming Wednesday (12 Dec 2018)! Can't wait!

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Looks like Coco Ichibanya London is almost here!
(This is where Abeno Too used to be)
https://t.co/lMHh4LuH49

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@AsdaServiceTeam As far as I can tell it was YK17 JFX, it happened on the 26th Oct at around 22:30. Google Maps: https://t.co/R4qYJIPgb9. The driver was turning right (north) onto Hatch Lane.

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Hey @asda, I caught one of your vans running red light last night! The driver was very aggressive towards crossing pedestrians too! What are you going to do about this? @AsdaServiceTeam https://t.co/ndcQFfh6OY

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Could this be their interior design mock up?

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Finally some solid news of CoCo ICHIBANYA coming to London!
They're hiring staff for their new store at Leicester Square WC2H 7JE.

https://t.co/vGba9afgJa