BenBurned

One cat at a time. Two TVs. 3 coffees/day.

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#SoIWentToCancun for the sun.
But the heat was on. Now I’m done.

AOC jumped in.
I’m spinning my sin.

My daughters just wanna have fun.

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@BluesNewsBatman @TheRealAlSnow Did you cough today? Got a fever? There’s some real tolerant doctors and nurses that are just dying ( in the thousands ) to help you with that virus. Sorry. They don’t have anything to help willful ignorance.

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@The_Smittman @aleceamexas We have those too.

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@TheMafiaaaa @aleceamexas BS. I’ve been there.

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@rn_critcare @T2DRemission You carried this burden well. And gracefully placed it here for us.
With eyes that see and hands that feel, you reached out.
The stars in the sky have no words to thank you. So for them, I say thank you.

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@DrWernerKlopek 1st shot was mildly worse. Mostly very tired for five days.
The 2nd produced more pain at the injection site for two days. Hardly tired at all.
Pfizer.

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@butterwise Warm up your leftover au gratin potatoes. Fry two eggs. Lay down a tortilla then potatoes then eggs. Wrap it up and dip that in salsa.

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@sordid_mary .....

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@drdrew Do I have to remind you that you apologized for downplaying the virus... until you caught it?
Do you like the double attention that comes with apologizing for your stupidity?

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@Perlsgirl1 I didn’t know that.
I start by washing them in a large pot with water. When I come to any eyes or gashes, I cut them out.
For baked potatoes, I rub them with oil and sprinkle sea salt. The oil helps make the skin a little crispy.

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@BradleyWhitford @MalcolmNance That microphone says one thing...
That tax bracket says another...

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@DGBassani @DrEricDing Because the 15-35 yr old “thinks” that YouTube is the best source for news. Scrolling through videos is considered research.
But hey, if you don’t like the news, you can always find some news that agrees with you.
Will the last newspaper please turn off the lights?

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@RonFunches It’s so nice living in an era when a new genre is created every week as one artist after another creates a new sound, using a combination of instruments from various ages and places that... Oh wait. That’s a bygone era of imagination and creativity.
But surely, the melody, no?

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@SueRoo2 @HarveyWilms @novelidea14 They propose to make the case that the deceased died of the stress of his drug consumption. Apparently there isn’t evidence of severe damage to the body.
Toxicology likely to be called.
A reasonable doubt is all that’s necessary to find him not guilty.

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@SueRoo2 @HarveyWilms @novelidea14 Ok.
The trial has a life of its own. It could become obvious that the defense will lose. If so, they may sue for a plea of guilty, for a lesser charge or sentence. So far, we have only witnesses for the state. Defense hasn’t presented its case.
Please don’t think I like this.

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@McBrideWriter My imagination leads me towards fondue.

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@billburr Ikr?

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@mtgreenee @BillKristol Marjorie scrubbed her timeline of her love of Matt Gaetz. She doesn't want you to know just how much she loves Matt Gaetz. I wouldn't RT this pic cause Marjorie won't like it.