Alex

Ancient Astronaut Theorist

[Noah Zark 444 @NoahsArk25]

I remember my roots just fine

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@infinitethird Do you still have any of his oxi clean shirts?

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@VLONEPREDATOR

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Yum! Brands says it is selling Pizza Hut in a $2.7 billion deal that will split ownership of the restaurant chain between a U.S. private equity firm and a Chinese restaurant company.

https://t.co/71sCw9Dhrn

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You are so fucking high if you think I’m ever getting in a helicopter

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Disturbed should let a different band use that name

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Still losing the game in my 30’s. Fuck this shit. I should have never asked what it was on the bus one day in middle school.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

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Kyle Busch

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2 girls 1 cup was a protest

[Longswordwife ★ @Longswordwife]

There’s no diagetic audio because they’re all calling each other “faggot” and “retard”

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We used to be a proper country

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

2 Girls 1 Cup reaction back in 2007. Just hearing the music gives me flashbacks

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I need a crispy pair of chunky Osiris from 2010 asap

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Nate Diaz just lost a gallon of blood

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Any other recreational narcan users out there sick of the junkies bogarting the supply?

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Most of this is from me

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US credit card debt reaches new all-time high of $1.33 trillion.

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Spirit airlines closing with no notice like a struggling local donut shop

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The Detroit Pistons are a terrorist organization

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The same AEW merch team that thought this was a good idea for a shirt?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She isn’t wrong but also she famously jacked a guy off during a showing of the beetlejuice musical