Coach Meat

Incredibly accurate sports takes. Addicted to getting the boys going.

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Josh Allen gets Game 2 started

King of the North!

[johnny @JohnnyGiunta_]

Myles Straw 2026; 4 hits in 5 at bats

Kyle Tucker 2026: 4 hits in 20 at bats

I know who my superstar is

[shan 🌟 @featshann]

models should be glad he chose baseball

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

Have to find what’s next for me this year. Can’t be the only one not making moves.

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

@boysarebuzzing Get down with me man, come on man get down

[spencer🦕 @spen______]

Went through some of the wedding photos and there’s a ton of Blue Jays teammates in attendance. It’s worth noting that none of Bichette’s Mets teammates were present. Trouble already in the locker room?

[MLB @MLB]

Blue Jays, RHP Dylan Cease reportedly agree to 7-year deal, per multiple reports including https://t.co/Z3s2EphcSH’s @Feinsand.

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

The truck is a sturdy chip

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

The fellas have no idea the level of Nacho I’m going to establish at this function

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

@mitchb4mahomes Just depends what my thick buddy is saying

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

Laundry broke, nothing more humbling than trying to figure out a new washer in a laundromat

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

Full on tik toks made

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

@JonHeyman Like this is great, but when I remember that the season is so far away I get depressed again

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

I’m taking a break from sports for the week

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

@boysarebuzzing Just didn’t do it for me today, idk man

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

What else is there man

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

I feel emo af

[Coach Meat @burner_leaf]

I think that was the peak I’ll reach as a blue jays fan for the rest of my life