Chris

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@hasen_95dx "i just send single messages to claude code"

"nooo you need skills, mcp, gstack, hooks, /goal, agent swarms, cmux, worktrees"

"i just send single messages to claude code"

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@zebassembly i imagine tibo has a ./reset.sh

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

big interview tmrw ��

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@goblinodds this is why i don't buy those giant cartons. i will eat only goldfish til it's gone. ditto with cereal or really anything sweet.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

10/10, must read. this guy is a beautiful writer.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@Amina_io haha oh really? i had no idea, i just assumed since race was a component of the story.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@coolfunghost top 3 TV show of all time. on the same level as breaking bad.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@sudoingX this is awesome. probably the only thing i love more than vibe coding is astronomy stuff.

[“paula” @paularambles]

engineers? you mean token hires

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@paularambles investing in this one early.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@valyew indeed. i had angus ribeye + sirloin mixed the other day. definitely cook on a stove though - we grilled them and it just tasted generic and smokey. would have much rather preferred medium on a skillet/cast iron.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

looking up the LinkedIn of a person who is interviewing me in a few days. 😮

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@maggistratus confirmed.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@dlwiest elite breakfast fruit. same with honeydew and cantaloupe.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@threejs witcher 3

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@MonitoringBias @EricsRambles wearing headphones while biking in traffic. future darwin award winner.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

oh man. witcher 3 open + sharing my screen with gemini live to learn how to play gwent in real time. so good! i love living in the future.

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@catalinmpit @DataJuggler007 do you not have a mortgage payment?

[Chris @burnerDevAcct]

@glovepatrol this is the way. especially for electronic music.