Burnerguy

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

Funniest English tweet of this World Cup

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

I've said it before, Portugal need to organise a fake World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo during the real thing so he believes he's playing against DR Congo when all the players are actors. Genuinely think he'd fall for it, not sure he knows who any of his teammates are anyway.

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

Wait a min

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Kill yourself to own the libs

[𝓝𝓸𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓵 | Skyrim 🖤 @NocturnalsLuck]

I just wanna get high and play some marvel rivals

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

Nuke New York post

[New York Post @nypost]

Harrowing footage shows 'Lilo & Stitch' actress Daveigh Chase skin and bones living on Skid Row months before her death https://t.co/96tXkVcaZE

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@eldianangel ????

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@Tawnyisacolor Double it and do it again

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@karismaalovee How all horror movies start btw

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@moonhauntsme @DUDEwipes @amazon @wingstop @BWWings Bezos on the way

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@xtinemarx Yet they never leave 🥀

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@EnjoyerOfBoobz @M0lly_pocket Why you got this saved on your phone 😭

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@Jack11139

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@saderrall @Jack11139

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@bitchbi45

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

These are fucking disgusting

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

Every man has 2 lives….

The second begins when he has the Spicy Chicken Strips from Just Bare for the first time ever

LIFE

ALTERING

EVENT

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@4xassy4 @hoo_lee_guil @yoxozuya I meant magik lmao ffs

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@4xassy4 @hoo_lee_guil @yoxozuya Bp spidey hela

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Scottish World Cup fans drank so much beer in Boston that:

🍺 Sam Adams ran out of Boston Lager
🍺 An emergency shipment was needed
🍺 One bar sold 3x its St. Patrick's Day sales
🍺 Another sold out entirely

The Tartan Army is undefeated off the field.

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@Sonah_OW @saderrall Wanted to get lord Luna, forced to learn Emma instead 🥀

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

😭😭😭

[Luis Chiapas @LuisChiapa27815]

"Messi anotó hat-trick y ahora le toca a Cristiano"

El putisimo Bicho mañana:

[Burnerguy @Burnerguy2000]

@Jack11139 @LOST_VIZION Strange deserves nothing