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@DavidPurdum @MerrillLiz And of course this was the next suggested article

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Was just told to get my food doggy style at in and out and the worker threw my burger in the parking lot and said fetch

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Society needs a Fernando Mendoza Jameis Winston podcast

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@jpburner_ Whew bro I was worried

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Who unfollowed me????

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@cameronaparker Well, well, well

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I be getting to the gym real early just of have extra time to fart

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My biggest gym dream is to be approached by a random guy with a camera who offers me $100 to beat him in any lift of my choice

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@BurghB17 He don’t got internet

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I’m the guy at canvas in charge of cybersecurity, AMA

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Just farted in the middle of a hip thrust and thought I shit myself #saturdayscaries

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Watching guys in the dunk contest being forced to do dunks they can do with their eyes closed because they’re at the end of the time and subsequently try to hype up the crowd is hilarious

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Don’t be dumb album of the year

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Who wins 2025 Indiana or 2024 Ohio state

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Oregon bama ole miss parlay for tomorrow has never looked like a bigger lock

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Spotify shuffle is objectively horrible, how do I have a playlist with over 100 hours of music but I hear the same songs “shuffled” two days in a row

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Shedeur WE NEED YOU

Shedeur:

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NO MICHIGAN NO, WRONG CHEATING SCANDAL

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Somebody check on Paul Finnebaum

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@JMNSB15