definitely not mike

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

When I grow this next half inch that my doctors been promising and officially hit 5’9” it’s over for you mfs

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

@teddyfenton1 the age range of 10-59 is so strange. kids under 12 just recently got approved to get the vaccine, yet this "study" is counting them among the unvaccinated since early march. This whole article seems so suspect, the findings could be true but it seems intentionally misleading

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

@teddyfenton1 the article clearly says these deaths are from all causes tho right? what is the data suggesting? lol it also shows a sharp uptick of the death rate of the unvaccinated from march-may when the vaccine was first administered, that would have to be the case thats how stats work

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Movie villains in 1950

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Come and say that to my face and we'll see who needs a benzo, bucko.

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Deleted Twitter this morning, redownloaded it tonight, and I have no idea what year it is. What is happening

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

If you believe in yourself, and have clear eyes and full hearts—you can’t lose.

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Can we play the jets every week? This is so fun

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

I am imploring Congress to include regulations on beef jerky prices in the reconciliation bill. This shit is getting out of control

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Fuck This movies gunna blow

[Ya Boy Big Nel @TheeNelDog]

What’s one word to describe The Eternals?

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

@teddyfenton1 Nope just deworming people

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

it didn't win a nobel piece prize for its use against covid you absolutely deranged lunatics, it won the prize for its validity in treating parasitic worms, holy shit you all have google on your laptop use it once in a fucking blue moon im going to end it all

[Melissa Tate @TheRightMelissa]

Wow! Joe Rogan calls out Sanjay Gupta & his network CNN for their DELIBERATE lies that Rogan took ‘horse dewormer’

“Does it bother you that your network lies knowing full well Ivermectin is prescribed to billions & won a Nobel Prize for human use?” Gupta looked so uncomfortable

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

I have now accepted my fate to get mad at stupid ass tweets about joe rogan and ivermectin for the next 36-48 hours this app is literally purgatory

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

but also has a verified interest in the success of the drug. Dont listen to joe rogan for medical advice for the love of god

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Pretty funny watching Joe Rogan call on people to own up for disinformation after promoting a company that literally had their ivermectin studies thrown out of scientific journals because they didnt even use control groups. (yeah cnn probably shouldnt have flippantly called it

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Joe Rogan asks Sanjay Gupta if it bothers him that CNN outright lied about Rogan taking horse dewormer to recover from covid. This is fantastic: https://t.co/PEgJqIXhSD

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

which actually HAS gone through multiple peer reviewed and tested trials. I don't get how someone who claims they are so big brain that they don't trust the government's vaccine simultaneously blindly puts their faith in some guy who not only has debunked ivermectin studies

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

My high level insight into comedy. Can also be observed by studying a parabola with a negative coefficient

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

@ameralrr You don't get takes like this anywhere but twitter. It's beautiful

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

@TylerIAm They're really about to bring this old bastard out again huh

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

I thank god that i do not have money on this game

[definitely not mike @burnerneedajob]

Does someone need to unplug mason crosby and plug him back in?