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❝ 𝘐𝘧 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯... 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. ❞

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

❝ 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦... 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘵 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵. 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦? ❞ #GGRP⠀⠀#GUILTYGEARRP⠀⠀#MVRP

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@invite_hell @IMMORTALDEVOTEE Oh of course Mr. I hate women loves watching women fight. Fuck you too. I hope you go to hell again.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

Stabbing yourself to mark your territory makes sense, but on an antique like that...?!

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

God DAMMIT rich people annoy me. Marrying into money must be so nice. Blood everywhere like it isn't the toughest stain to get out of anything. Aiyah...

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@IMMORTALDEVOTEE QUIT SULLYING EXPENSIVE THINGS WILLY NILLY OR I'LL CALL THE COPS AND THE GHOST OF MARK L. WALBERG NEXT TIME.

(She's running off, but not without dropping a piece of paper detailing the damage costs done to both the sword and the potential costs of staining the rug below.)

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@IMMORTALDEVOTEE I'm sorry? Spit? On this floor? Yeah no I'm out I'm so out you rich fucks and your rich fuck fetishism scare me. I am going back home to my BROKE ass BUNNY life.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@VAMPIRICDANDY GET YOUR SPENDCRAZY WIFE YOU MISERRRR STOP THE GOREPLAY I DONT WANNA BE PART OF IT

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@IMMORTALDEVOTEE Crazy stupid for wasting that good sword... Would've been good for doner kebabs...! Look, I can handle lady crazy. I can't handle rich crazy. Whole other level. Keep your husband, you probably already used up all his expensive things like that! What a waste.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@IMMORTALDEVOTEE Fuck you're crazy that thing must've cost so much. And you ruined it with your own blood! Where's the resale value now? Madwoman!

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@IMMORTALDEVOTEE WHY WOULD YOU WASTE ENTIRELY GOOD CUTLERY FOR THAT?

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@VAMPIRICDANDY She can't be that scary. What is she? Some one-woman army?

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@stillinthedark So can I. I have faith.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

He looks good for his age. All I'm saying.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

Just saw Mr. Miser CEO in a bunny suit. Does his wife have hands?

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO You know, maybe I'd fall for you if you started paying me W$50 per sentence spoken to me.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO You will too. In robot hell.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO What the hell does that imply Robo-Ky?

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO Let me rephrase this; if I was somehow legally or morally obligated to marry you, I wouldn't.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO Aw, thank you! I'd never marry you even if we were the last two people on earth, but thank you!

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@TANGEROBO Are you sure it's me...? I'm not sure if I even want it to be me.

[ᴋᴜʀᴀᴅᴏʙᴇʀɪ ᴄᴀʀᴛ - ɴᴏᴡ ʜɪʀɪɴɢ! @burnersonlow]

@THUND3RSP1KE Don't remind me...