john Xanax lynch

GM of the San Francisco 49ers

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Fight was fucking gay sounds like sac

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Little league World Series umps having a generationally bad day

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You think James Franklin was picking up bag from Pablo pledgescabar? #pennstate

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@UnderdogMLB @SamBlum3 Why the fuck would he opt out of that much $

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@JakeCrain_ No

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I’m so sick of watching bull shit sports football wya

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Edwin Diaz get fucked love this hate watch

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He also makes $24m a year nba money is stupid

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Phoenix Suns forward Dillon Brooks has agreed to a three-year, $73 million contract extension through 2029-30, Mike George of Klutch Sports tells ESPN. Brooks has become a key part of the Suns two-way, hard-nosed culture under Jordan Ott and lands a new guaranteed long-term deal.

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The As are god awful lmao

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Haynes king winner #accfootball

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Mike tomlin solid start could’ve been more controversial

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Idk I grew up fucking hating the Yankees.

[Dave Palet @DavePalet]

Remember when the Yankees went to the World Series in 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2003? Then they traded for the best player in baseball, Alex Rodriguez.
Funny how nobody said the Yankees were "ruining baseball." Winning organizations have always looked for ways to get even better. The Dodgers aren't doing anything the great franchises haven't done before.

[john Xanax lynch @burnerversity]

Mental health is real but if your mental rides on these fags you got a problem

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV

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@CelticsAdam34 Let me murder you first

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See ya in 2028

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are acquiring Tarik Skubal for outfielder Zyhir Hope, right-hander River Ryan and right-hander Brady Smith, sources tell ESPN.

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The chase center would burn if this happened

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

“HAUL”

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I hate how I’ll watch the giants lose 7-0 for 9 innings instead of a tv show or movie

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This is why our transfer class is so exciting. Even 30% of these get caught our year is so much better

[The Bear Necessities @justthebears]

What if I told you some of Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele's best throws aren't on any highlight reel?

[john Xanax lynch @burnerversity]

@KrisAbdelmessih Tahoe is peak

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Tony romo told LeBron not so fast it’s going to be my day