Joe Burnham

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@juniorrich Stove, Refrigerator, Freezer, Microwave, coffee maker, dish washer, toaster. Air Fryer is barely on the roster. Maybe a freshman who is a swinger on the varsity team. Just barely beating out blender and griddle.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@juniorrich Top 4 kitchen appliance? That seems aggressive to the point of insanity

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@juniorrich I think it was Drake & Josh

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

The NBA handing out hats that don’t fit, of teams that didn’t draft players is beyond idiotic.

Give the people what they want. Team logo hulk hands.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

Good luck #CooperFlagg from Turner ME!

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

I wish there was relegation in the NFL so the Patriots could play against a USFL defense every weekend. Jerod Mayo may get his opportunity though

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

Running list of things I have threatened to take away from kids during this Christmas vacation:
-Sleepovers
-Friends in General
-Blankets
-Milk
-iPads
-Crocs
-Red Zone

It’s been 48 hours.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ZKeene_10 12 is more of a tournament. 4 was there to take the voting element out of it after the LSU/USC nonsense in 2003.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ZKeene_10 The job of the committee was to pick 4 teams that could have been national champions. With that many injuries, they couldn’t have done it, and showed that in their bowl game. Record put you in the conversation, but didn’t guarantee you anything.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@juniorrich @MEBBallRankings @Dave_Dyer @RobKennedy70 Can you get it without athletic tape?

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme gimme, gimme the ball because I’m Gonna dunk it!

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

🗣 TURN IT UP. I LOVE THIS SONG!

The NBA is coming back - Fall 2025 on NBC and Peacock. https://t.co/xz6hOVbpZE

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ZKeene_10 Their guards will struggle with White and Jrue. Their forwards can’t be physical enough to stop either of the J’s. And Mobley isn’t there yet offensively to make the Celtics miss Porzingis. They are honestly no better than Miami

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ZKeene_10 Yes

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@juniorrich That’s gonna be an awesome stat he tells to his UFL teammates next season

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@RLarrabee22 @coachhath19 @JJMichaud00 @FunkFlashyRob He’s the man you want on that wall if you need to order a code red

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ELHSEDDIES @GNG_AD Is the game on NFHS?

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@ZKeene_10 @juniorrich

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@gullscoach @Supt_Prin_OOB @OOBathletics @TLazarczykMTM @TLee_WMTW @SteveCCraig Congratulations Coach! You certainly leave behind a legacy of class and success. Best of luck in whatever your next step is.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

It’s quite impressive a company this large doesn’t seem to be run by humans.

[Joe Burnham @burnhamjm1]

@FlyFrontier how on earth do I find out if my flight has been cancelled or not? I got an email yesterday saying it was, then another one today saying it wasn’t, that I was all good to Puta Cana (which is not where my flight was going).