Burning Man

Build! BURN! Clean the fuck up! Repeat! I'm a regular burner guy with random info, bad advice & tasty weirdness for ya. See @burningman for official info

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Consensus: I'd be insane to not get in @ Oregon Country Fair. @highcenter sez Gameshow has something to do with it so it can't suck too bad

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Hippy Girl sez she can get me in to the Oregon Country Fair - ie, passes, camping inside. Should I go? Not sure I can handle so many hippies

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Paul Addis (aka The Jackass Who Burned The Man Early) 2 be paroled after serving 1 year for wanton assholery (aka arson) http://bit.ly/addis

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This video of cats playing in catnip reminds me of that time in the Xara chill space in 2001, but with more drooling: http://bit.ly/catnip

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The teens of today are the burners of tomorrow: http://bit.ly/fire-safety-fail (Not that I ever did anything that stupid when I was a kid!)

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#geekpickuplines - use strict; # because I like it that way

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La Contessa vs The Whale, Burning Man 2003 video: bit.ly/contessa_whale - Wish they hadn't edited out the part where they almost ran me over

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@TheCrazyKat @tallelfin @zariat - Sprout overdose bad. Crystal healing intolerable. Tantric sex good. Our 1st date 2night: Open mic night.

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Am I crazy to have a crush on a hippie girl? We're talking the whole ball of wax: raw foodist, rainbow gathering, String Cheese, crystals...

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@CheskoFragomeni the best way to hook up w/ burners in your area is to find your local Burning Man Regional Contact: http://bit.ly/regionals

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I'm torn. Wanna go to the Testicle Festival http://bit.ly/testicle_festival and Sturgis: http://bit.ly/sturgis_ride but can't do both. Hmm.

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Wow, cool, an eBook of bman pics for your iPhone: http://bit.ly/bman_iphone -- includes packing list and photo tips, too

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Now free from having to act like a remotely normal boyfriend, I look forward a weekend of hedonism, poor judgement & personal gratification

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@MartianWear: You're right, the glow legging pics at http://bit.ly/martianwear are better & sexier. Thanks for making the world more blinky!

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Wow! My burner buddy who makes *awesome* clothes just got his blinky leg warmers picked up by a major retailer: http://bit.ly/blinky_legs

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Thanks for your support, peeps. Must have been a subconscious reaction to that poly cluster-fuck drama-ridden nightmare I...um...starred in.

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I fell into a relationship hole, w/a "normal" girl. WTF was I thinking? Her idea of a good time was going to an upscale mall. Burner FAIL!

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For official Burning Man news & info, follow @burningman - More official bman tweeps listed here: http://bit.ly/bman_official #followfriday

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Fire + Anything - Adult Supervision = Fun! http://bit.ly/FireIsFun #burningman (It's funny how rednecks and burners can be so similar)

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Look At This Fucking Hipster: http://bit.ly/fuckinghipster - Makes me wanna build "LookAtThisFuckingBurner", which would be a lot funnier