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dumbass bitch with no sense of humour

[small penis owner @catboyhumper]

as an almost 23yo does anyone know when you stop feeling 15

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Hey babe come look at the cat. He looks the exact same as he always does and he's just sitting there. Babe come look.Hey come look at the cat

[alfie @alfienxo]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when i am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

[໊ @sonohoor]

“you pick” no. please pick. because what if i pick the wrong thing and you don’t like it and then it’s all my fault. i will like anything you pick but PLEASE don’t make me

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[໊ @sonohoor]

turns out that my “refuse to learn a new skill unless i’m immediately good at it” tactic is sabotaging my entire life

[໊ @sonohoor]

yeah you cute, but will you clean my glasses for me when my shirt isn’t the right fabric

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh sorry about bouncing my leg. i’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore

[symone @symoneeed]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[໊ @sonohoor]

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you i’m upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Fool me once i kill myself on the spot

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Woke up early. There was no worm.

[໊ @sonohoor]

little miss automatically goes silent when something hurts her feelings

[໊ @sonohoor]

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

[tara @proletarat]

They’re making me do work at work

[ror☀️ @freerorrr]

“Whats stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy