melo 📚

to indeed be a god

[ally ୨ৎ @shadeofwrongs]

trying to watch something on an illegal website but the subtitles are out of sync

[⭐️ @dearpyramus]

frank gallagher would do this

[The Lost Aeons @thelostaeons]

Yeah, we definitely are still reconstructing dinos in very conservative ways.

[Zappyz⚢ @Zappyz_]

Would the lesbian version of grindr be called grindher

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[weenie hut jr’s @suction4IDs]

🤔

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[ꉂָ @omgitslapoild]

niggas who been a bum they whole life naming they son a jr is top 2 selfish things of all time

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[AJ @ohwowaj]

this meal prep shit easy asf

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[harijuana lecter @hagravated]

sentences you can only read on ao3

[Lièb @fatherliebert]

Name 5 people Hannibal ate

[u u @afterwyrd]

people deadass be 4’10 I’m so sorry bro

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

I literally watch shit about Old Valyria on YouTube like it’s real history

[♤ @haworthes]

they were so buzzy