Cletus “The P” McCormack

Ecstatic Fella - Insuring domestic Tranquillity & Promoting General Welfare - Lover of Domestic Light Beers

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slight trip to the local watering hole

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mostly arson, no Kaboom

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tried to make a homemade firework. i’ll let you know how this shit goes

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stop being such a dolichocephalic

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I’m voting in the #BuschFlavorShowdown for a future Busch Light flavor! I’d love to crack open a Busch Light Lemon 🍋.

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@504Tru @standgroom Ralph, what this patron is attempting to say is “k*ll the president” 86-47 - 86 means delete and 47 is because he’s the 47th president in the office

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getting a tramp stamp that says ATM because that shit is my money maker

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i call her “boat” because of the way her body will be floating in a lake later

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pulling that gay shit out on juneteenth. what a fag

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it got exponential if you know what i’m say’n

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i’m drunk as a mule. i started hooking up with a tangent function

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chaturbate not working for anybody else?

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nothing makes post nut clarity hit harder than the ringing of the cancer free bell at the hospital

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i was hoping to get top on juneteenth, but unfortunately that muddy hog was a slippery one to wrestle.

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america is so fucked. i make 90k a year and i can only subscribe to like 30 only fans girls after my expenses.

#cantownshit

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if vampires were real i would rub garlic all over myself expect for probably my penar

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is it considered a threesome if the chick is bipolar?

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imagine drinking and not taking it too far. like and then what you wake up and you’re perfectly fine?

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my next relationship is either gonna end with me losing my mind entirely, or me putting a gun to my mouth. there’s no in between

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call your girlfriends pussy a u-haul the way she’s always hauling my load around