emily ⚡️

:P

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

i heard the ultracheese live, arctic monkeys security personally gave me a guitar pick, and i met alex turner. pinch me i’m fucking dreaming

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

@moshinmadz redownloaded this app just to respond. YALL ARE THE CUTEST i will take pics of u guys for eternity

[madz @moshinmadz]

ty @burnsalott for always taking great pics. this is such a lovely photo of us

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

dunking donuts

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

admiring my body in the work mirror

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

redundant is the perfect word for things being redundant. like yes that is redundant

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

https://t.co/kiJ3Q7RckB

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

bf want slushy at the zoo sorry baby we got red 40 at home

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

hope one day i can accomplish my dream of renting a two bedroom apartment 😌

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

@mallrot girl are you okay

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

this is the first year in many that ch*se atlantic haven’t been in the wrapped thank god

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

i listened to there’d better be a mirrorball 578 times in 2 months

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

if they had kroger wrapped i’d be the #1 buyer of arugula

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

@spookycatdad pls

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

why the fuck are you putting red 40 in a jar of pickles

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

@mallrot you missed a ptv ft silly

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

mallory is so fake not answering my face times or the hand written letter i sent last week!!!!!!! wtf @mallrot

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

belly so full of fake chicken and potato chips ❤️

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

i love tweeting like i just discovered facebook in the 2000s

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

sick to my stomach thinking about the surface area of my back

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

@precambriansoup i also heard that. she gets hella hate i kinda feel bad for her but also… maybe watch ur kids

[emily ⚡️ @burnsalott]

i wonder if acacia brinley works a 9-5 now

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

The Hobbits after the shire got a Zara