Burnside

Social media influenza.

[Tom Jones @93vintagejones]

“Protect your harvest and stop grain going to waste by eliminating the sparrows in your local province today!”

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@SaintBelta Lost his fingers in an otter

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

The solution is already here Dawn, staring us in the face.

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

The global Outlook outage is a reminder of why digital sovereignty matters.

We need a Parliamentary, London and UK wide strategy to invest in our own capability and take control of our digital future.

We cannot rely on US Big Tech for our digital infrastructure, including AI.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@BethRigby Makes sense they can get real world experience of not working.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

These people are cheaper to maintain and we get better value for money by keeping them playing their PlayStations and eating deliveroo on benefits than joining the lanyard classes thinking of ways to ruin the private sectors life.

[Beth Rigby @BethRigby]

EXCLUSIVE: Milburn to recommend a massive injection of younger workers into public sector as part of his review in NEETs. Targets for civil service detailed here but I expect will apply to NHS + more. Big gear change. Read more here in Sky’s Politics blog https://t.co/cjLwZNX34a

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Looks like you're not doing any work today, do you need a hand with that?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

18 hours without outlook

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@D_Fens_Ghost Never had this problem with Lotus Notes

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@MrMBrown Just tried to buy 25k Taylor Woodrow off the London Stock Exchange, but Abbey National were on the phone to them.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

I wonder when the first civil servant will notice their email is down? Next Tueday?

[BDH in "The Land" @bdh_in_clv]

@MSFT365Status Microsoft explaining the issue to everyone:

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Man has managed to overcome the challenges of nature to provide abundance and comfort unparalleled in our history. The one challenge it has yet to overcome is the weakness of beta men spouting socialist platitudes.

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

History will look back on the high priests of the net zero cult with incredulity.

Burnham is condemning Britain to poverty, deindustrialisation, power cuts with this absurd - and unachievable - commitment to reach net zero by 2050.

Fool or traitor?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@andrewburrough8 @ClarkeMicah Withdraw to Paris? Are you OK?

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Poor Jensen Huang, down to his last $148bn and he didnt even know Jonathan Ross.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Forgot to shut my tactical curtains.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Britian is the country of penicillin and anthrax.

[The Rest Is Tw*tter @rorymeakin]

‘Britain is the country of Churchill and Sadiq Khan, Britain is the country of Elgar and Stormzy, Britain is the country of churches, mosques, football stands’
Behold Britain’s most inane MP

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@_RudaMalpa_ @doris_from @JockAyeTheNoo @jesuiscanard @minimooey Fairly sure this is

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@WireSpy92

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

UK economy grows because of AI driven investment, in part because we're not in the EU.

Labour look at this and thinks, "we need to stamp down on this, having the highest electricity costs isnt enough, let's sign up to EU regulation".

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@maxtempers Packing your clothes with polystyrene to keep warm in winter and cool in summer. The squeaking provides a useful means of letting visually impaired citizens knowing you're approaching.