Doris from Watford

The beating heart of middle England. Travel by bus. Far right.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

I can’t pretend I’m not disappointed.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@otigart Take care.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@D_Fens_Ghost Think so.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

Still feeling shit with this bug. Must be close to 10 days now. Infuriating.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@D_Fens_Ghost Worse than that.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

He’s not merkin now..

[Variety @Variety]

Russell Brand’s pubic hair is no longer on display at a London museum of curiosities following the comedian’s conviction and sentencing for rape and sexual assault.

“I took them straight off display and have no desire to hear his name again – he has no place in my museum of horrors,” the museum collector said.

https://t.co/UYHbNNjk6j

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@cpj4sussex77 My muse, when it leaves this husk, will settle elsewhere. I will have no say in it…

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@cpj4sussex77 Sadly not!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@EC2man Oh yes! It’s a limitless well from which to draw.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

A fan sends graphic encouragement.

[Mike Andrew @mjagosforth]

@doris_from

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@364690 They could carry me off on that!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@IanSlaterPhoto1 lol. Pretty random!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

Can’t get the Hong Kong Phooey theme out of my head.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@IanSlaterPhoto1 My sympathies. Depressing.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@IanSlaterPhoto1 That is exactly it. Coughing settles down I day, not bad, then go to bed thinking, this it, some sleep! Then cough furiously like a fucker all night!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@GarethNotGarth Silver lining!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@ReticentGenius Are the cloves optional? 🤢

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@Trampolinecare Or him!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@Trampolinecare Never heard of her!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

Always tweets.

[Jonathan Ross @wossy]

@gzn Yes. Rub tabasco on them. It soon stops. Also useful to use on young ladies if David Walliams is coming round.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

@LegendaryH80858 It is, I chose the pic because he always looked so cheerful!

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

RIP Tommy Walsh, Ground Force’s make it happen man and a force of nature. Hackney through and through, but never hackneyed. The perfect foil to Charlie Dimmock’s runaway imagination, you were rooted in the earth. No decking over you plot though, please. Go well, Tommy.

[Doris from Watford @doris_from]

“Just hateful behaviour for the family and friends of Tommy to have to endure”.

What. A. Bellsniff.

[🔰Paul Skillington🔰 @PaulSkillington]

How sick in the head do you have to be to post pictures of random celebrities whilst quoting RIP Tommy Walsh?
Just hateful behaviour for the family and friends of Tommy to have to endure.
Show some respect.😡