Randi Quemaduras

you don’t get into hell for free

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@tombstone_tues You’ve unlocked buried childhood memories with this shitttttttt

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Puppy Bowl isn’t so cute when you remember they’re all gonna get CTE

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@SHRRINK Are you getting big and strong for me?

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@youngfishgod After this Makita exploded on one of my jobs…Milwaukee for life

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@KREAYSHAWN Me & @LeslieBliss

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

“…the pretty Burger King..”

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

NO!!!!

[CNN @CNN]

Jimmy Buffett, the legendary "Margaritaville" singer-songwriter, has died at age 76 https://t.co/ZqbxoejGSl

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@tombstone_tues Wtf why didn’t they invite me!

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

Analyn is the plumber of this family

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

What is with communist authoritarian leaders being HOOPERS

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Fidel Castro, the Cuban leader, had a strong passion for basketball, which he pursued during his college years at the University of Havana. He believed that the sport provided valuable insights into guerrilla warfare tactics. According to a trusted aide, Castro would engage in basketball as a means to relax, although losing was something he never considered an option. Interestingly, there are those who attribute the development of the Euro step move to Castro. Che Guevara, a close companion and fellow revolutionary wrote:

"In his frequent basketball matches, Fidel has started using a new move he simply calls 'The Step.' It is undeniably effective, yet is its goodness equally undeniable? As revolutionaries, we must not merely pay attention to ends but also to means. I worry that this flash and pomp is not befitting of a revolutionary leader."

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

If I don’t buy myself a mini chocolate milk when I buy groceries then what is the point of fucking living

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@PicturesFoIder In my middle school a rat fell out of the ceiling onto a girl’s pizza at lunch

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

“When you call me ‘my king’ it makes me feel validated”

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

Haaaaaaaaate

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

“Mass systematic genocide aside - what would you think was going to happen if you killed all the tax payers!?”

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

@tombstone_tues So good

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

“Nero was not an effective administrator”

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

To myself in 8 hours :

I’m sorry about the pikliz and coffee

[Randi Quemaduras @burnsyyyyy]

Daydreaming about not being the problem solver