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Agency Life. Who'd have thought it could go so wrong...

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@ultimatepower don't deny it. Wrecking ball is a modern powerballad. #hitthatshit

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Now That We Can See the TPP Text, We Know Why it’s Been Kept Secret https://t.co/P6LaldbuMt

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I'm so tired I thought I'd take a break and play a game. I accidentally set a game of Ai vs Ai and it actually started playing. #obsolete

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Shit. I'm running out of hate. The tears just ain't coming

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Well this thing has been coded in a panic, so if I get by by a bus tomorrow the client is fucked. #obfuscation

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More than occasionally you get the feeling big #design #agencies have no fucking idea what they are doing... #bloat

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Dear #advertising industry. I fucking hate you, you, your clueless clients, and the pervasive aroma of anus the lingers around you.

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What the fuck have I done to be relegated to designing a nappies website. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. #design #hell

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#advertising - Client spending, buzzwords and circle jerks. Another #Monday morning meeting.

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How stupid would you have to be to design and the fully build an application with out ever showing the client the designs #omg #retards

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The only thing that would make this job #honest is if they just left me the money on the bedside table

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A full day of functional changes ahead before handing the final file over at 5pm. Another #genius management plan. I wipe my hands of this

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Mother of god. If this fucking lazy designer was actually on twitter I'd be getting the flamer out

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Only management could be short sighted enough to demand a major functional change with 4 hours remaining till the deadline. #agency #fail

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How the fuck are you supposed to work with someone who doesn't understand the requirements of the project that they dictated? #retards

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Frustration: Being given a bug list that includes fixed bugs from 15 days prior that the account manager didn't bother to note as completed

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If you're an account manager working in digital and you DONT understand digital... what the hell are you doing here?

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*ugh* this layout has so many #magic numbers

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Most of the effort in a #design agency is focused on ways to sell the client an idea they don't want in order to win an #award

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This recruitment agent is getting clingy. Apparently I haven't called him recently, he's called me three times in three days #shudder