Mario Reyes

your local burnt chicken nugget 🤠 sometimes I sing a little

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

I’m posting this for my own motivation, and for others to see that it’s possible! 30lbs down in 5 months! 30 more to go 💪🏾🔥

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

Does anyone know where to find a girlfriend? Asking for a friend.... 🥴

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

I’m so bored that I keep running out of boogers to pick 👉🏽👈🏽

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

Do you ever sneeze, y se te sale un pedo? 🤭

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

When you hand me a mic while I’m drinking, I become old school Ne-yo

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

@iamben_10_ Fuck you and yo ugly ass

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

One day I’ll be singing this old bop to someone 😌 Tengo un Amor - Toby Love

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

I’m tryna find myself a girl, take her to DC to ride those dope as scooters, and buy her some bomb ass food 🥰

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

Yo I’m tryna raise a monkey with someone 🤣 hmu

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

People come and go, but memories are stay forever. I’m sure everyone could relate to this.... #unlovingyou #alexaiono @alexaiono

[tacobella @tranquilllllity]

the fact that anyone would not like me back is atrocious

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

I have to make a really hard decision and I have no idea what to do... help...

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

This could be you but girls be playing too much

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

I don’t want to play no games, fuck around give you my last name #letmepipe

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

Yo pussy stank like the back of Lotte 🤭

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

Coming home from work and laying in bed with your balls out 🥰 #ifyouknowyouknow

[Mario Reyes @burntchikkennug]

You can call me Romeo Santos Jr. 😈 #inmoral #utopia #aventura #romeosantos @RomeoSantosPage