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🌈 Gay AF (She/Her)

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Just realized I asked a guy for his cat’s name but never got his name. Oops.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Two things can be true. The banana guys are annoying but also this lead singer is a bitch.

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Really weird feeling to get rejected by a therapist. Like, “Sorry you are actually too nuts for me, have you considered a grippy sock vacation?”

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

I got sued at my last job and the Chief emailed me every update on the lawsuit at around 2am. The first couple times it freaked me out bc I didn’t know he was personally going to be keeping me informed. Emailing outside business hours should be used sparingly.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

A director at my old job used to send emails at 2am and then mention in the 9am meeting that he had "already been working for hours." One day someone replied to a 2am email at 2am with a full breakdown. He never sent a late night email again.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

@mondayaddams_ Okay that sounds terrifying

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

The one good thing is they do usually remove it and it makes your info fall off most other sites as well. But you’ll have to keep checking every 6 months to a year to make sure it stays off.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Whitepages is one of the scariest websites on the internet. I highly recommend everyone searches their name on there and request they remove it.

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

Was required to have my full name on my badge at work, resulted in a patient sending me this. Even after blocking him when he contacted me via social media (And yes, he did send a card to my HOME) and I’m sure men will defend this too.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

It took me like 6+ months to get used to each of my tattoos. I feel like if they were suddenly gone I would also have an existential crisis.

[沒女 @corpsewannabe_]

Lembrei de quando eu passei dermacol nas tatuagens de uma amiga pra ela se ver sem tatuagens e ela teve uma crise, chorou, se enfiou no chuveiro pra tirar e ficou umas 3 horas em silêncio

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Real.

[dua @z3har]

so cruel yet so fascinating how you'll have to literally rewire your brain after a certain event while the other person goes on to live their life completely unaffected

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

@thejaybaybay I am so sorry for your loss. ❤️

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

I will never be as funny as the random motherfuckers on the internet

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Had an absolute heap of anxiety about seeing a new therapist today. And he cancelled last minute. 🫡

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

Florence Welch actually sounds better live. It was borderline a religious experience to see her in concert.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

@7emporary Thank you! The concert was a blast

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

It’s been a really rough month leading up to today but I’ve decided fuck it, it’s my birthday and I’m going this concert if it kills me.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

That fight felt so staged

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

One of the worst parts of being sick is when you can SMELL the infection in your sinuses 🤢 pls kill me

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

@thejaybaybay Welp. Now I’m going to think about this every time I see the uv at 7 😂

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

The hardest part about being dumb and broke and in your 20s is realizing you’re 37.

[burnthetiger @burnthetiger]

I bought an Xbox 360 from Game Crazy in Hollywood Video in 2009 and it came with 12 months of free video game rentals. Guess what didn’t exist a year later?? That shit goneeeee

[Tyler In Flight @TylerInFlight]

You /had/ unused flight credits.