Kayla

tbh I am full of shit. 8123. SU’19

[Kayla @burntsperm]

@themaine saying goodbye to LLL like:

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

Travis Kelce a bitch man I’m sorry lol

[Kevin Oestreicher @koestreicher34]

This angle of John Harbaugh turning up with is players😂😂 https://t.co/PqA52C7Iqh

[RAMEY @HoodieRamey]

That dude Harbaugh 😂😂😂😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Don’t even invite me if this isn’t the vibe

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

that makes sense. she invented driving with her 2007 hit “Shut Up and Drive”

[cory @_averagemeat]

Went number 5

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

me on November 1st

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only.
Someone from Group 6:

[The Maine @themaine]

Forever Halloween. 10 years running.
Thank you for giving our weird little album a home even all these years later. Can’t wait to play some of these tunes for you.

[Nate Soup @MayorWheat]

waking up with a hangover like ugh what was IN that beer and cocktail and hard seltzer and cigarette and shot and and joint and other beer

[Maddysaur 🦖 @maddygould15]

“Doors at 8 - Headliner at 11”
Me by 8:30:

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

You’re a wizard Tucker 🪄

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me saying "but hey, things happen" after telling the most traumatic event of my life

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Senators ought to not be actively decomposing

[craig lunch @USAskillissue]

let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)

[Kirsty @DoodlebopsH8Acc]

Horses when they find out patriarchy isn’t about them

[Kayla @burntsperm]

@letsgetlucky Selling 2 tickets for Saturday!