MrBurpler

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[MrBurpler @burpler]

Your enjoyment of a thing, and the quality of the thing, are two separate things.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

Learning more about Tobey Maguire and that he’s more like his character from “Babylon” then Spiderman.

[Nova X @primenova59]

Ice Spice leaves social media in complete meltdown after being caught kissing Tobey Maguire, then drops the bombshell that they're expecting a baby together and preparing to start a life under one roof. 😳

"He's my man now."
"We're expecting a baby."

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@brittlestar More evidence that there is no Canadian identity.

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@KingOfMopar1 Yep. Vipers are literally designed to kill you.

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@ianmSC I kept waiting for the Steve Brule “fooled ya”

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@JayGenXer That won’t prevent these people from voting LIB in the next election though.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@nova31990 @Howlingmutant0 I think rape is worse. ngl.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@CTVNationalNews Is this a joke?

[MrBurpler @burpler]

No. This isn't real.

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

Spielberg is a genius.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

"I have a hunch you're not a fan of Facebook" is the line. I know she can act; Anora is a great movie. This has to be poor direction.

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

they started the trailer with "I want to make something clear" followed by the most unintelligible sentence I've ever heard

[MrBurpler @burpler]

Ahh ok so the LIBS are just importing voters. Got it.

[Canada Projections🇨🇦 @CDNprojections]

🚨RESULTS OF THE 2025 CANADIAN FEDERAL ELECTION - BY RACE

Quick Results:
🟥Visible Minority: LIB+11.54
🟥White: LIB+1.98
🟦Indigenous: CPC+12.64

Among Whites:

🟥42.99%
🟦41.01%
⚜️7.56%
🟧6.15%
🟩1.18%
🟪0.65%
⬛0.47%

Among Visible Minorities:

🟥51.42%
🟦39.89%
🟧5.66%
🟩1.18%
🟪0.83%
⚜️0.80%
⬛0.23%

Among Indigenous:

🟦46.14%
🟥33.50%
🟧12.24%
⚜️5.12%
🟩1.58%
🟪1.21%
⬛0.20%

Canadian Election Study
April 29-May 13, 2025
n=14075

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@Yvan_Baker You are not a serious politician.

[Yvan Baker, MP 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @Yvan_Baker]

🇨🇦🇸🇴 Today, I introduced a private member’s bill that would declare July of every year in Canada as Somali Heritage Month!

I’d like to thank MP @HonAhmedHussen for co-sponsoring this bill with me and for his counsel.

I hope that all MPs will support this legislation.

Canada is home to many Canadians of Somali heritage.

Canadians of Somali descent have left and continue to leave a historic mark on Canada, with contributions that span communities across the country and are reflected in Canada’s economic, political, social and cultural life.

If passed, Somali heritage month would give us an opportunity to celebrate that heritage, the role that Canada has played in supporting Somali Canadians and their contributions to Canada.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@Ankara_inc Is this a followup from the nurse a couple weeks ago? Are they pulling an experiment on him or something? lmao

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@ShaziGoalie This was inevitable even before AI. They were handing out degrees willy-nilly.

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@globeandmail They’ll just hire 10,000 local Indians.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@CopaExMachina The 4K is like $20 now.
The bluray is even cheaper.
Why even watch this movie on a streaming service?

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@DwightSinghS DEPORT

[MrBurpler @burpler]

Dunkin’ Donuts being more patriotic than Tim Hortons would be *really funny*

[Bruce @bruce_barrett]

Tim Hortons or Dunkin’ Doughnuts?

[MrBurpler @burpler]

@_kruptos @CPC_HQ Ahh so you're not a conservative then. Got it.

[MrBurpler @burpler]

Canada cannot have nice things because we’re incapable of taking ownership and responsibility for our actions. It’s embarrassing.